Rodeos

Rodeos. Here's a great chance to line up a whole slew of people under one roof and set off a small nuclear explosion to rid the world of inbreed, retarded, people who think that torturing animals is a fun public activity.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a PETA activist, I'm just talking common sense. These inbreed bastards take a calf or sheep running at full speed being chased by a horse and then get their legs ripped out from under them by a rope. Then some 3 tooth hillbilly comes and wraps all their legs up and walks away. Damn that sounds like fun. Why don't we try it with humans!



And bull riding. How gay is this? Take an animal and wrap a strap around his body so tight that all it can do to fend itself is kick like a mother f-er. Of course it's going to kick, what animal wouldn't. In other words, bulls don't normally behave this way, so what in the hell is your point in making them that way? How about I take a tazer gun to your testicles and see how YOU react.


The best part of a rodeo is when the riders get trampled by the bull. I love it! I could just watch endless clips of cowboys getting their skulls caved in by the foot of a 600 animal. It's just the best thing since sliced bread I tell ya! YEE HAW! Yeah, REVENGE is sweet!!! How about a good bull horn gorged into the stomach of one of them 10 gallon hat retards. A nice permanent hoof print on the forehead is great too. Not to mention a few broken arms and legs ... yeah, how do YOU like it COWBOY ?????????


I mean it's just so pointless. Don't these sister kissing people realize that there is this NEW invention called the combustion engine? Yeah, it's really cool, you don't have to pull machinery around with horses anymore, you can use this thing call a TRACTOR! Maybe if you pulled your dink out of your cousin now and then you would know this.

So all you Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Trace Adkins, country bumpkins out there, I hope you get maimed, trampled, gored, stomped, squashed, debilitated, and killed. You are most certainly the definition of the term "STUPID PEOPLE"!

And please, I beg you, the next time you see a shit kicking cowboy or cowgirl, grab them by the genitalia and have them spade or neutered to help control the stupid population.


Todays RBV:

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

Yup, there were giants. It's just to damn bad there has never been nor will there ever be ANY archaeological evidence to back this up but hey, that's what blind faith is for.