Bathroom Break

You know who pisses me off? People who are too God damn lazy to lock the door when they're in a public bathroom. This is another example of people who need a good bullet in the back of the head.

So I'm at a convenience store getting my bottled water (yeah right), and I need to take a leak. So I head to the bathroom and open the door and OOPS!! there's a guy taking a crap on the toilet. Hey dip shit, ever thought of pushing the little button on the door that LOCKS IT?? Good God people, how stupid or lazy do you have to be to go into a PUBLIC bathroom and not lock the damn door. By the way, in case your wondering, this bathroom was a single stall bathroom, not one of them 20 toilets in a row types.

So I shut the door as quick as I can, while murmuring swear words under my breath. Then I wait by the door for Mr. Braindead to finish his duties. Then when He comes out (after NOT washing his hands I might add), I glare at Him for being the idiot He is, and He ignores Me like nothing ever happened. "Nothing ever happened????" Excuse me?? I just saw a total grown stranger taking a dump, do you know how long it takes to get that vivid picture out of my head?? You lame, worthless, stupid, lazy excuse for a human being. I hope you get diarrhea and shit your pants before you even hit the public bathroom next time. You deserve it.

By the way, these are the same worthless piss heads who don't flush the toilet and don't bother to wash their hands. In fact, I think public bathrooms should actually be illegal, there can't be a bigger bacteria-fest out there than this. I think it would be more sanitary for all of us to just crap our pants all day long, at least we'd be keeping our shit to ourselves. Well ... it's a thought!




Todays RBV:

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Yup, that's right women, get down on your knees and submit to your man. You are less important than us, and everything you do needs to be submitted to us before you do it. Once again, it's YOUR religion, not mine. I don't have one.