September 11th 2001

Ahh yes, the tragic day of September 11, 2001. 7 years ago already since them towel headed bastards took down our twin towers.

But I like to think of it in a different light. Sometimes, I "Google Earth" the spot where the towers stood, and then I zoom out a bit to just see New York City, then New York State, then the north east United States, and finally zoom out to see the whole United States. And then I realize something. The terrorist really didn't do shit. I mean, yeah it was horrible, and tragic and everything. But if you look at the BIG picture, they just took out 2 buildings, and have a hell of a long way to go to take out the UNITED STATES.

And I also think about how stupid we are since 9-11. All the billions and billions of dollars we spent securing our airlines. I mean, like they're really going to try the same damn thing again. I think if they want to they could get at us countless ways. Poison our water, put some risen or anthrax in the vents of buildings, how about fill a crop sprayer full of "agent orange"? Yeah, there is a ton of ways to get to us if you really wanted to. We spend all our money and time putting locks and secure doors on the cockpit and beefing up all the airports everywhere and they'll just go to "Plan B" and get us another way.

And most of all, need I remind you why all this happened? Why 19 terrorists slammed jets into our skyscrapers and committed suicide while murdering 3000 other people? Why thousands of our soldiers have been killed in combat in Iraq? Why countless Iraqi's are dead? Have you guessed it yet? RELIGION!!! Yup .. good old religion. The same damn reason almost every God Damn war is fought for. My God is better than your God. That's all it is ... every damn time!! And yet there are people out there that say "Religion doesn't hurt anyone." BULLSHIT!! Religion has caused MORE problems in this damn world than everything else combined in human history. EVERYONE thinks their God is the best and they need to kill anyone who says otherwise.

So for all you idiots out there who think religion is such a great thing, why don't you go to You-tube and check out some video footage of some jetliners slamming into skyscrapers, or watch bodies jumping out of the 100 story of the trade center for fear of being burned alive, or listen to people on their phones scared out of their mind as they speak their last words to their love ones before the call goes dead as the building collapses on them. Maybe take a look at the be-headings of our American soldiers that Al Qadea did. Or all the innocent babies in Iraq that have been maimed or burned from the atrocities of war. Then ask yourself how innocent religion is, because every sad, heartbreaking thing that was mentioned in this paragraph was for one thing and one thing only. RELIGION!

So if you spent a moment reflecting on that sad day 7 years ago just realize that maybe ... just maybe if we stopped residing in every country in the damn world and just leave them alone to kill each other in the name of whatever God they think is best, then maybe they might just snuff each other out. And maybe ... just maybe this particle smashing machine that is up and running now will FINALLY show us proof of how the universe was created so we can finally give up the idea that some magical "guy in the sky" created it in a day and make the world a better place by giving up the idea that my magical guy has a bigger penis than your magical guy. Amen.

Don't forget to grab a stupid person and have them spade or neutered to control the stupid population.

T-minus 340 days until retirement.


Todays RBV:

Exodus 23:13 And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.


And here we have the Christian God saying NEVER speak of any other God. A.K.A. - I have a bigger penis than Him.