MORMONS

Mormons, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Or ... just MORONS, I like to call them.

What another crock of crap these people are. Lets set the story.

Once upon a time back in the 1800's, sometime dill hole named Joseph Smith was 14 years old and was wondering WHICH religion was the right one. Then He read this verse: If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.

So He wandered into some trees, and started praying. Then magically a big beam of light was above His head, and BOOM! - There stood God and Jesus, IN THE FLESH! Well, Jesus said that NO current churches were doing the right thing so He should start His OWN church and steal everyone's money, become rich, and have a bunch of people in white shirts and ties wander the earth in backpacks, knocking on peoples doors at inconvenient times trying to recruit others to give up their lives and money to believe in their sack of horse shit!

Wow, what a story. What a stupid frickin' story! I could do better than that! But the sad part is, I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to. Why? Because millions of people BELIEVE THIS SHIT! Some prick invented this load of bung, started a church, and has millions and millions of followers today. Holy heavenly crap people are stupid!! And BORED TOO! Is everyone in the world that stupid and bored that your willing to give up your life to believe some crock of crap a 14 year old told you? I've had some wicked dreams myself (mainly consisting of Me and several women), but I don't go making a religion out of it! Now that I think about it, I'm asking myself "Why Not?" The religion of God told me that every man should be made love to by several women at once. "The church of Jesus Christ of loose slutty women." Hmmmmmm, I betcha there's a market for it !! And I betcha DOUBLE there are people stupid enough to give me money and follow me for it !!

But I got off track. To continue, then you get a job, earn money, give it all to "the office" of the church, then work for the church for free! This is the stage where they are trying to become an "elder", the next level up in the church! They are trying to become GOD in the end. Where they all get to this "status" and end up ruling over their own planet and live happily ever after.

They also believe that Satan is Jesus's brother. And that if you have dark skin, you have an evil curse. Oh yeah, and the "Book of Morons (I mean Mormon), is basically the Bible, AMERICANIZED!! Yeah, that's right, a bunch of people fled Jerusalem back in the day and came to America! And you thought it was Columbus ... silly you! And there is NO hell, that's just a state of mind I guess. And there are 3 different levels to Heaven, kinda like Macy's at the Mall of America I guess. Oh yeah, and God lives in the sun. And the only way you can get to Heaven is through work, yeah, it's not how your heart is, it's how many HOURS you have in. And it just goes on and on with these retards.

Now I ask you this from the bottom of my heart, and I truly and sincerely mean this. IS THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKING NUTS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??? Please tell me ... HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE??? IT'S ABSOLUTLY, INCREDIBLY, AMAZINGLY, UNSURPASSEDLY, BEYOND ALL REASON KIND OF STUPID!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear I just want to dissappear to another planet and start over with just Me and a few sane other people where logic and rationality rule! The rest of you can wait for your magical doomsday, messiah coming, armagedon, end of the world, antichrist rising, massive plague infested delusionary moments that you sit and wait for each and every day of your worthless, pathetic, stupid lives for! AMEN!

Please, PLEASE, I beg you grab every backpack toting, white shirt, tie wearing, street walking MORON and have them neutered or .... ahh HELL, just cut their dicks off ... they deserve it for being so STUPID!

NO REPULSIVE BIBLE VERSE TODAY. I think enough has been said about religion, and I'm too worked up already to type any more stupid, mind numbing verses!

Thank the imaginary God that I only have 298 days until retirement.