Jehovah's Witnesses

All right before I continue, my avid readers might have read yesterdays blog and thought "Isn't the people who go door to door Jehovah's Witnesses and NOT mormons?"

To this I would like to respond in a two part answer.

1. Yes, typically, this is the people who you "vision" going door to door spreading the "Word of the Lord". BUT, Mormons do it too.

2. I was on a roll yesterday with my rage of talking about stupid people so SHUT UP! I can't help what comes out on the P.C. when I get that way! I'm like the incredible Hulk when I get worked up about stupid people, there's just no control over what I type!



NOW, back to the subject at hand. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

Let's see what these mentally lapsing retards believe.

- They believe that Jesus was created by Jehovah, then everything else was created by Jesus by means of Jehovah

- Jesus preformed miracles while He was on earth, but, He does not do them anymore. I guess He's retired from magic shows. Which, by the way, is a perfect excuse for the reason that there is NO proof of Jesus as long as anyone can remember. "He don't do that anymore" - I love it!

- Jehovah Witnesses believe that Jesus and the archangel Micheal are the SAME person.

- Then there's this crap about 144,000 magical people who get to reign and have immortal life as co-rulers with Jesus. Yup, not 145,000, not 143,000, not even 144,001. Just 144,000 !! Good God .. where to there come up with this crap!

- Then when the end of the world comes, these 144,000 people will get the HELP Jesus in judging the rest of us. So in total, with Jesus, I guess it really is 144,001 ! I just want to clarify that for the record.

- They also don't believe in Hell. But they do believe in Heck, oddly enough.

- They do NOT celebrate New Years, Easter, Halloween, or Christmas. Kinda a pisser for the kids don't ya think. This reason ALONE would shy me away from these guys.

- They are forbidden to sing about any patriotic songs. They are also against the military. Hmmm, sounds like they LOVE their religious FREEDOM that we give them, but spit in the face of it at the same time. How lovely.

- They are forbidden to EVER have a blood transfusion. If they do, they are banished from the church! MANY people have died or gotten very sick because of this stupid belief. Oh well, one less religious whack-o. Where's the down side?

- And of course, they go door to door, trying to convince you that your a lost soul if you don't believe in what they are saying and that you will not go to heaven and meet the retired magician Jesus if you don't give them your money and start believing in their sack of bullshit that their spewing out.


Bottom line, it's just the same old shit with a few different rules. I'm sure one day someone was having a religious argument about something or another, then got pissed off, created His own rules, and started yet another mutation of the Bible and called it Jehovah's Witnesses. It's just another in a looooong line of mutations that think THEY ARE RIGHT, and everyone else is wrong. A.K.A. - My God's penis is BIGGER than your God's penis. That's really what is comes down to, every single time.

But as for Me, Myself, and I. I think I'll continue to sit right here, out on my limb, and continue to say ......... "Your ALL full of shit. Every single last one of you." AMEN!


And unless Jesus wants to come out of HIS retirement and help me out with some magic, I still have 297 days left until MY retirement.


Todays RBV:

John 9:6 When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay.

This is the famous, "Made the blind to see" trick. And even though Jesus is retired from doing magic, His tricks, oddly enough, are still available on Ebay.