I wanna be a dog!

Dogs are so cool, I love them. I would like to talk about the differences of "people" vs "animals" by using the dog.

Have you ever noticed how dogs RARELY are in a pissy mood? How is that possible? I think that is soooo cool. Every single time I see my dog, he's happy to see me. I think it statistically impossible for ANY human to do that. Think about how our moods change not just from day to day, but within a day sometimes. We wake up in a pissy mood, then get better as the day goes on, or wake up happy, and have a crappy day and by night time we're in total "hell mood". NOT DOGS ... no way! They wake up every single damn day and are happy as pigs in shit to be awake. Then they walk around the house happy, go outside and piss happy, take a nap happy, play fetch happy. I can honestly say that ever dog I've ever had has ALWAYS been happy to see me when I come home. Every single day of the week, week after week, month after month, year after year. And it don't matter if I was gone for 10 minutes or 10 days, they are consistently happy as hell to see me again. Show me a human who does this!

HOW THE HELL DO THEY DO IT???? What do dogs (or most other animals) have, that we (as humans) don't??? OR what to WE have that we need to get rid of to be more like dogs?? Is it the job? Hey, if it's the job, no problem, I'll quit tomorrow first thing if I can feel as good as my dog does. Is it stress, is it that we always wonder about crap that they don't? Is it that we have to worry about going to heaven or hell? Is it because dogs don't wonder what the hell they're doing here? Is it because dog spelled backwards is God? What is it??

I often wonder what a dog has to think about. He may be thinking in a standard day things like, "I gotta take a piss", "What's that noise outside?", "I think I'll lick my balls.", "I like licking my owners feet.", "I have an itch where I can't reach.", "This thing in the yard tastes like cat shit ... Oh, it IS cat shit ... yummy".

Well even with licking peoples feet and eating other animals crap, I'd still take it. I'd trade any day just to feel like a dog can feel. I wonder what magical DNA molecule got into certain animal genes that didn't make it to the human genes that makes us so different. Maybe I'll get a blood transfusion from a dog one day and see if I can start to genetically get that gene back into the human race so future generations down the road can start feeling on top of the world, just like my dog.










Todays RBV:

James 2:13 For he shall have judgment without mercy, that hath shewed no mercy; and mercy rejoiceth against judgment.


Yup, and here we have God showing us that 2 wrongs DO INDEED make a right. And you thought it was the other way around ... silly!