Unemployed by choice

Most people think to work is a good thing. I think it sucks. IT'S BORING !! I wish my boss would call me right now and say "I'm sorry, but we're letting everyone go because were going out of business." WHOO HOO!! Now I'm not working, but I didn't quit.

Most jobs I've had I give a year or two to figure out, then it's just boring as hell. There has got to be a better way to go through life than just working for a living.

What do we need to live ?? Hmmmm. Food, shelter and well ........ that's about it. Everything else just extras. Really, it is. In some form all the other crap is all extra. Cars, electricity, water, phone, internet, cable, insurance, X-box, condoms .......... IT'S ALL EXTRAS !!!

So, in order to live, we need some sort of roof over our head that will keep us alive through extreme temperatures, and some food in our bellies. Let's see. Sell everything extra to pay off the house, get some cows and let them reproduce, grow a garden, dig a well. EASY !!!

Ahhhhhh shit, property taxes. How the hell do you get out of that one ?? Hmmmmm, collect aluminum cans on the side to pay for taxes. On the other hand, why should I pay taxes ?? I won't be using the roads because I don't have a car, I'll home school the kids. Yeah, skip the taxes.

Sure will be boring having all that extra time and not having the internet. Hmmmm, collect more aluminum cans to pay for wireless internet.

What if one of the kids comes down with some strange disease ?? Hmmmmm, set up donation funds at all the gas stations to help the needy. Yeah, why not. Everyone else does it !! I've had to donate to other peoples needs, now it's MY turn.

Gotta keep planting trees because I'll need them to heat the house, and for cooking. I really should build a windmill so I can have some form of electricity to recharge my computer. Otherwise it would be such a waste collecting all them aluminum cans to pay for the internet if my computer is dead.

Actually some sort of battery bank would be nice to hold electricity just in case the wind doesn't blow for a few days. Hmmm, wonder how you make one of them?

I guess all this quitting my job still needs a bit of ironing out yet. Maybe I'll go watch Little House on the Prairie and get some pointers.

Well maybe I just need some inspiration from the good book to keep working.
Let's see what todays RBV says :



Ecclesiastes 5:12 The sleep of the working man is pleasant, whether he eats little or much; but the full stomach of the rich man does not allow him to sleep.

I disagree, I'd sleep alot better with a full stomach and nothing on my agenda list myself.