PEOPLE ARE F-ING STUPID !

Warning : F-BOMBS ahead !!


Sorry to be so blunt, but after a lot of hard thinking about life, I've summed up my observations in one, short, catchy saying. "People are fucking stupid."

I can't believe how many stupid people there are in the world. I run into them every single place I go. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that 75% of all people are stupid. Now doing the math that there are around 6 billion people walking around this earth, 4.5 billion of them are STUPID. That's a lot of stupid people.

Think about it ... FOUR AND A HALF BILLION STUPID PEOPLE walking around. Some have guns, some are leading countries, most are spiritual leaders influencing others, almost all of them are allowed to have kids unfortunately, and a lot of them you just run into every single day. Stupid people as far as the eye can see. In fact in fairness, 3/4 of you people reading this are stupid.

I know, I know. This is not the best way to increase my viewers. But I'm just going by statistical odds here. You can't argue with scientific facts that have been tested and proven in my head.

So what should we do with all these stupid people ?? Should we make a new country and put all the stupid people in every other part of the world ? Naw, were still outnumbered. I KNOW, let's set an anvil on a ledge with a rope and put a "Pull" sign on the end of the rope like Road Runner and Willie Coyote. I betcha we could eliminate at least 25% of the stupid people with this one. You know why ??? Because people are fucking stupid.

So we still have 50% of our stupid people left. I KNOW, let's tell the remaining 50% that if they jump off a building they will die and go to heaven and get 73 virgins !!!! Hey, why not ?? It's 1 more virgin than the terrorists got from 9-11, and people are just stupid enough to fall for it. I'd say that would eliminate MOST of the stupid people in the world, giving US the majority. Now we can put all the stupid people in their own country and don't ever let them out. Just hang out with other stupid people and breed stupid people to have their stupid island. Meanwhile the sane, rational, intelligent people will repopulate the world with more sane, rational, intelligent people and if one of them happens to turn out stupid, then off to the stupid country you go.

I know what your thinking, maybe just maybe the author of this blog is the stupid person. I mean I have all the outrageous ideas, and everybody else seems happy living in their stupidity that you call "normal". FINE, then ship me off to my own country and leave me the hell alone. I say whatever it takes to separate me from the stupid people then "Let's do it !! "

But no matter the outcome, and no matter who wins or looses, or whatever may happen, when my time has come to leave this place, I am convinced that as I lay there on my death bed ready to take my last breath and move on to where ever it is we move on to, I'll look my family in the eyes with a tear about to stream down my cheek and utter my last breath, "People are fucking stupid."



Todays RBV:

Genesis 6:7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and creepy thing and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.


There's a couple things JUST WRONG in this bible verse. First, I just can't picture God saying "creepy things", it just don't seem right with his big vocabulary of "thy" and "thou" and "hast thien". And second : If I'm not mistaken, YOU ARE GOD !! All knowing, all powerful, all holy. And YOU created ME. And YOU have a divine plan for everything. If all this is true, then why the hell do people SUCK SO MUCH, that you need to kill them all ??? Didn't you know we'd suck this much ??? I mean, you know everything, therefore you must have known we would suck. And here's the kicker, YOU MADE US ANYWAY. Nice one.

And another thing, stop with all the killing already. Is that all you do?? Look at the example your setting for your "children". It's really not much of a wonder why religion has been the cause of more deaths than anything else.