You know what really pisses me off? Combination names. God I hate them. "Hello, my is Melroy, and meet my wife Jeanette". Ahhhhhhhhh !!!!! Who are these freaks that make combo names ?? "Yes, Melroy was named after good old Uncle Mel, and of course Roy, his father, who sadly passed away when he was 34 of a cocaine overdose." I say "Oh yeah, what the hell happened to Tom, Dick, and Harry? were those all taken ??"
People think they can take any male name and put and "ette" and the end and make it female. You know what I say ? "Eat my nutsack !!" There are 1o00's of female names out there, PICK ONE.
Jeanette, Brandilynn, Jenesa, Jobeth, Roseanne, Ruthanne, ENOUGH !!! Quit combining 2 names and PICK ONE !!
Of course it's not the kids fault, they didn't have any say in what their name will be. It's the stupid retarded parents who are in their desperate plea to be "unique" at the child's expense. Well uniqueness will get your kids' ass kicked in school for having such a stupid name. Way to go Mom and Dad !!
Will you please stop mutating names for some stupid family reason and just be normal ? Your kids will surely thank you for it. Like your kid is gonna give a frogs fat ass that back in 1950 your Uncle Richard was your favorite person, along with Auntie Sher. "Hmmmm I think I'll name my child Dicksher. Yeah, He won't get abused for the rest of His life from that name.
Well that being said, it's time for *drum roll* , the repulsive Bible verse of the day !!!!!!!!
Leviticus 2o:9-10 For everyone who curses his father or his mother, shall surely be put to death. For He has cursed His own flesh and blood.
Personally, I'd never say a bad thing about my parents. They're pricks. :)
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You are a very sick and demented person, I can see why you have a state with only yourself in it. If you'd get out once in awhile you might see what 'life' is about instead of spending all day in your state playing with your 'nutsack'.
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