She's single again.

Well Christie Brinkley is single again and I still say I'd take her at 54 over most 2o year olds.

I still remember Her as the "hot chick" in the fast car on Vacation with Chevy Chase. Oh my God what a doll. How can anyone not stay married to Her ?? If She showed up on my doorstep right now I'd leave the wife and kids in a second (sorry honey).

Let's just say that every time I see a "Total Gym" infomercial, I'm really tempted to pick up the phone and get one. You know what, if they had a Total Gym that Christie actually used, I'd pay good money for it. In fact if She would just walk by and spit on me I'd be happy.

And what the hell was Billy Joel thinking ?? Have you seen Billy Joel ?? Uhmmmmm, something tells me if Billy Joel got Her, I might have a chance after all. I don't understand how this woman has been married 4 times (obviously She has never been with me, or all that would stop).

So Christie, if your out there reading this (yeah right), I just want to let you know that my heart goes out to you (well my lower heart), and if you are really in search of true happiness, don't be afraid to come over and break up my family. They will understand as I walk arm in arm with you off into the sunset so we can go do "it" on a huge pile of cash that you have.

On that note, let's see what the good old book has to say about "lust".

Todays RBV:

Matthew 5:28 But I say: Anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart. So if your eye causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. Better for part of you to be destroyed than for all of you to be cast into hell.


Ahhhhh, just like the Bible to turn everything into a gore-fest ! Gouge out that eye !!! Yeah, that will cure me from jerking off to Christie Brinkley all right. If mutilation WAS the true solution, I'd be better off to cut off my right hand in this particular situation.