Handicappers

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So ..... topic number 1 . Hmmmmmm, lets see, who should I piss off first.

How about assholes in wheelchairs that think the world revolves around them ! Yes the handicapped. I certainly don't have anything against them, but I have a big problem with the world bending over FOR them. Like they are not allowed to have any struggles since their missing a leg.

Let's give them a gigantic parking spot right in front of the store to make it easy for them to shop here. Hell ... lets give them 10 parking spots !!!!! Because, as you know, most of the time those damn handicapped spots fill up quick.

Why is it that every damn building has to have special parking spots out front for them, and a ramp, and a frickin' elevator. Isn't hard enough to try and start a business as it is, without tacking on all the extra cost of making it accessible for the possibility of some schmuck coming into your store to buy something in a wheelchair????? Would Kum and Go have to close it's doors because without all that revenue from the handicapped, they just can't make ends meet? What if you (the business owner) don't want any handicapped people in your store. I mean, their slow, clumsy, and take up way more space than a regular customer. What if you own a glass antique shop ??? I'd say you'd go out of your way to keep the handicapped OUT of your store. Last thing you need is wheelchairs and crutches knocking everything off the shelves.

I say it's up to the business owner to decide how much He/She wants to put into making their store accessible to H.C. people. I mean why should a person selling treadmills have to make his store open to people who can only get around in a Rascal scooter??? Why should the local pool need a ramp so someone who lost their arms in Korea can come in??? Why should a gun store owner have to spend the extra cash so blind customers can shop there ???

I think you get my point. It's NOT that I'm against them. It's just that they sure seem to be pampered beyond belief sometimes. The money wasted on the slight possibility that some H.C. person comes along one day and uses the facilities created for him is insane.
When is the last time you seen a blind man reading the braille in the elevator. As for me ... NEVER !! I mean how the hell is He going to find the elevator in the first place ??? Is it so bad that if on some off chance He does wander into the elevator that He could ask someone to punch Him up to the ninth floor. Hell no ...... lets spend God knows how much on stamping braille on every single piece of elevator equipment from this day forward. God forbid we ever offend someone, they just might sue us. Piss on you ! Like I've never had to ask where something is in a store because I couldn't find it. I didn't sue the store because they didn't have a sign with a big arrow pointing saying "extra small condoms located here" on it.

All this and I haven't even talked about the fact that half of all the handicapped stickers on the cars are people you would never recognize in the store anyway. I mean, their walking, talking, shopping, lifting, sitting just like everyone else I see. Who the hell gave them the special "blue" permit ??? I should get a special parking permit because I'm mentally disabled from the anguish that the other disabled people are putting me through just thinking about them !!!!

Maybe one day I'll accidentally look at the sun, which will permanently blind me, which will cause me to slip and fall in a tree shredder and I'll lose my legs and then I'll finally understand why we do so much, for so few people. But until that time, I'll just keep being pissed off.