250 THOUSAND PEOPLEz

250,000 people .. that's TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE!!! That's how many NEW humans are on this planet every single day .. every day of the year! Imagine that. This time tomorrow there will be 250,000 MORE people wandering around this planet. Around 400,000 are born, about 150,000 die, leaving a net profit of 250,000!



To put it another way (calculating the one's who died too):


Tomorrow, BOOM - All the people in Reno Nevada suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM - All the people in St. Petersburg Florida suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Baton Rouge Louisiana suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Madison Wisconsin suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Akron Ohio suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Montgomery Alabama suddenly appear.

And this continues, every single day of the year.

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Does this bother you? Cause it does Me! Did you know that around 800 million people go hungry everyday?? Not that I care, but you would think people would stop breeding if they seen these figures. Can't we all just masturbate a little more? If these people in these poor countries grew up so poor, why the hell do they have a bunch of kids that they KNOW will also grow up poor??

Here's another way to look at it. There will be more babies born tomorrow than there are seconds in a day. Every single second around 5 babies are born .. EVERY - SINGLE - SECOND!

I find it odd that even the day the Haiti earthquake hit, we STILL probably had a NET GAIN of people in the world!!!!!!! When the Indonesian tsunami hit a few years ago, we STILL probably had a NET GAIN of people in the world!!!! Hurricane Katrina - no match for the breeding of humanity!

And I bring up this next point which will really show what a heartless prick I am .. but I'm just making an observance. You know when you find a couple ants around the house .. or maybe in your basement or something? And maybe you ignore it, then a week later you find a few dozen crawling around, then a little more, and a little more? Normally people set out ant traps or call the Orkin man to take care of the problem before it REALLY gets out of hand!! Or the fact that we have 'deer hunters' who go out every year and hunt the deer population down a bit. If we didn't, they would overpopulate and you'd find them laying dead all over the place. How come everyone just looks the other way when humans are doing this?

If some life form came along and flew around our earth, they sure wouldn't say "Wow .. look at how many black bears there are". They'd say "Holy shit .. this planet is being over run by humanoids!!!!!!!!!!"

Am I saying that some 100 foot tall can of RAID should come out of the sky and wipe out a whole bunch of us? Well ....... uhmmmmmm .. maybe I shouldn't answer that. In fact, I better quit while I'm ahead (or behind) and just leave you to ponder at our current worlds population status.

Let Me just say that next time you or someone you know has a baby, it's not as big of deal as you may think it is since it happens 400,000 times a day. Yeah, it's pretty cool that a living, breathing person comes out of the mid-section of another living, breathing person .. but it's by NO MEANS a miracle, but more of a common thing in nature .. and if you ask Me, a MUCH TOO COMMON THING IN NATURE. Amen.

7% of 197 Million for 6.4 Billion

7% of 197 Million for 6.4 Billion. That is the figure of the day.

What is it? Well 197 million is the amount of square miles that makes up earth. 7% is the approximate area that is livable for humans. And 6.4 billion is todays population. So just go do the math.

7% of 197 million = 13,790,000 million miles.

We have about 14 million square miles that are habitable for humans. And we have 6.4 billion humans ..... soooooooo

6.4 billion divided by 13.7 million = 464 people per square mile on all habitable earth. Does that sound crowded to you?? It does to Me!

Think about 1 square mile and 464 people. Now think about the trash that you, your spouse, and your kids make in a given day .. or week ... or year. Think about how much your family craps on the toilet each day. Think about all the stuff you and your family accumulate in a year. What if all 464 of you HAD to keep your trash and crap within your square mile?? How fun would that be? How long would it take for your garbage to take over your square mile?

Wait a second!! What about the fact that 1/3 of the habitable earth needs to be used for agriculture??? Oh Oh! Now that one square mile isn't for 464 people, it's actually 618 people per square mile because 1/3 of it is crops for food and trees for homes. Now does it seem crowded? 618 other people living with you in one square mile, with all your garbage, and stuff, and waste products, and cars, and bikes, and kids, and toys, and homes, and smoke and pollution.

So now were down to 2.3% of the earth is for just humans to live. Now go grab a globe (I know you all have one), and picture 2 or 3 percent of it. Just a little strip of the earth. Now try cramming 6.4 billion people into that area. Fun fun!!

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O.K., one last experiment. Our town were I live has about 35,000 people. Nothing huge, just your average medium size town. So I was wondering how many medium size towns are there in 6.4 billion people. Well I was surprised to find out that there are 185,000 medium size towns in 6.4 billion.

Again, take a globe, and just take 2.3% of it. Now try sticking 185,000 stick pins into that small area. Each one of them is NOT a person ... that's a whole town with 35,000 people. Not to mention trying to stick 185,000 stick pins into 2.3% of a globe might be a little challenging also.

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And the final question. What the hell gets Me thinking about such weird, absurd things? I have no idea. But I'm kinda glad I'm this demented .... it's damn fun! Oh yeah, one last thing, wear a god damn condom!!!!