Kids for Sale

For Sale:

2 kids. One is eight, the other is five. Both are well behaved, potty trained and good responsible little adults. Should make some family really happy. We just don't have the time for them anymore like we thought.

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Now THERE'S an ad you don't see very often. But why not? People do it to their pets all the time. I constantly see ads from people who are trying to get rid of 'certain other' members of the family. That don't bother people at all! Why do your dogs and cats get such shit treatment as being disposable, but your kids don't? I don't get get!

What the hell did you get a dog for in the first place? You damn well know that they live 10-15 years! If you can't make the commitment .. then don't get one! I can see where certain unpredictable circumstances lead you to give up your family pet. Maybe you give them to a relative, or possibly a good friend. But that doesn't seem to be the case with most ads I see. Most of them are as lame as the following:


4 giveaway - 3 year old, black lab. Great dog. We just decided to have a family now and She's got to go.

For sale - Purebred Collie. Has papers and is registered. We are moving and just don't want the mess in the new house.

4 Sale - St. Bernard, great dog, good protector, good with kids. We just don't have time for it anymore.

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HOW PATHETIC! What the hell did your dog do to deserve being dumped for no good reason? Wag his tail every single day you came home? Show you love and compassion no matter what kind of mood YOU were in? Entertain you when you weren't feeling so good?

I guess having a pet is a lot like having a kid .. a good majority of the people really shouldn't be allowed to have them.

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Todays RBV: 1 Samuel 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


Not exactly the "Turn the other cheek" Lord we were all taught about, is He?

Safe Haven Law

We live in a really f-d up world. We really do.

Did you know that there is a law that says you can dump your baby off, no questions asked if you don't want it? Yeah, it's true ! It just passed the final states so now it's nation wide. Woo Hoo ! A baby return policy !!!

If you don't believe me, go check it out yourself. www.nationalsafehavenalliance.org

You can go to the map of United States and click on a state to find out just where the baby return stations are. Just grab a kid, take them there, drop them off and your done. No one will ask you a question, no one will call you, no one will be hunting you down for child neglect. Isn't life convenient?

I REALLY REALLY have to quit clicking on news websites, I'm going to seriously lose my mind, what little I have left. I swear I just want to build a 1000 ft wall around my property and keep the rest of the world out. Between this and bailing out every stupid, worthless, deadbeat, overspent, credit card maxing, over extended, yuppy wannabee, can't afford my lavish house bastard out there, I don't think I can take much more.

Just what the hell is wrong with you people? You have a law passed so that if your sick of your kid you can just drop it off, with no responsibility? The website makes it look like you need to take something back to Walmart that didn't fit or something? IT'S A HUMAN BEING FOR CHRIST SAKE!! How can you have the nerve ... the gall ... the audacity ... THE BALLS, to do something like this with a human life? You people scare the living shit out of me, you really do. I am just "jaw dropping" amazed at the lengths that we, as U.S. citizens go, to make sure that NO ONE is inconvenienced for even a nanosecond of their lives, for fear that some one out there MIGHT just be unhappy for a moment or two. SCREW YOU, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! It's called LIFE, it has some UPS and it has some DOWNS, get used to it! I swear on what little sanity I have left that human beings are the most worthless, stupidest, most lame living creatures on planet earth!

I think I'll start a kid return policy at my house. If your tired of being a parent, and just want to end all the responsibilities in one easy step, no questions asked, then bring them to my house. That's right, ring the bell, hand them over, and walk away. Oh yeah, did I forget to tell you that as your walking away I'll be aiming my 9mm at the back of your head to put you out of your misery because you obviously don't have what it takes to be classified as a human being. Sorry, I do have that "little" disclosure at the end that makes it unique.

Just to clarify my "stand" on this issue so no one is confused, I understand the actual purpose of this law was to HELP an unwanted child. I just feel that we need to go one step further and shoot the parent on the way out.

In closing, I ask all my readers to help me out and donate a cement block to help me build my 1000 foot fence to keep me as far away from what we call "human society" as I can! AMEN!


294 days until retirement, where I might go to live on an island. Not like Fiji, more like Tom Hanks in Castaway kinda island. Where no one can find me and I can't find no body.


Todays RBV: Isaiah 40:7 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: because the spirit of the LORD bloweth upon it: surely the people is grass.


Now THAT'S BAD FRICKIN' BREATH. Someone get God an Altoids dammit!

If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.

You know who pisses me off? Parents who have kids who can't afford to raise them! Or just too stupid to raise them!


It's a damn shame that ANYONE is allowed to have kids. It's just sad as a matter of fact. You know how many people have kids that really should have NO RIGHT to have kids? Well, I don't know either, but I'm sure it's a lot!

We need some kind of biological thingy inside our body that prevents us from having kids if we can't be stable enough to raise them. Stable enough financially, emotionally ... you know what I mean.

Isn't it strange that anyone can go out and stick penis into vagina and "boom" have a kid. I mean there is a lot to having a kid. But life says it's just like buying a car you can't afford, or some stupid purchase you made that you regretted. But in this case, you've created a living, breathing BABY! Somethings not right with this picture!

Our penis's and vagina's should have a moral brain inside of it. In other words, if we have the ability to raise a kid, the male will pass off fertile semen and the woman will have an egg ready. If it's just a drunken one nighter, or your a worthless deadbeat with a minimum wage job getting food stamps, the male semen is sterile and the woman has no egg. This way, all the worthless wonders of the world can go screw to their hearts content, without populating the world with unwanted, under privlidged children. Why can't our genitalia have a brain DAMMIT! It only makes sense!

I just can't believe that honest working people who want to raise a family rank the same odds as some deadbeat who just wants to "get a little" when it comes to having a baby. This is a fatal flaw in the human body. I think God needs to go back and rethink His master plan myself.

If I was God, and some days I think I am, I would have a LOT less unwanted babies in the world because our "private parts" would have the ability to KNOW if the human secreting these fluids is indeed capable of raising a family! AMEN!


Todays RBV:

John 21:7 Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea.

Ahhhh, naked fishing!! I heard this is going to be an event in the next Olympics!