Kids for Sale

For Sale:

2 kids. One is eight, the other is five. Both are well behaved, potty trained and good responsible little adults. Should make some family really happy. We just don't have the time for them anymore like we thought.

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Now THERE'S an ad you don't see very often. But why not? People do it to their pets all the time. I constantly see ads from people who are trying to get rid of 'certain other' members of the family. That don't bother people at all! Why do your dogs and cats get such shit treatment as being disposable, but your kids don't? I don't get get!

What the hell did you get a dog for in the first place? You damn well know that they live 10-15 years! If you can't make the commitment .. then don't get one! I can see where certain unpredictable circumstances lead you to give up your family pet. Maybe you give them to a relative, or possibly a good friend. But that doesn't seem to be the case with most ads I see. Most of them are as lame as the following:


4 giveaway - 3 year old, black lab. Great dog. We just decided to have a family now and She's got to go.

For sale - Purebred Collie. Has papers and is registered. We are moving and just don't want the mess in the new house.

4 Sale - St. Bernard, great dog, good protector, good with kids. We just don't have time for it anymore.

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HOW PATHETIC! What the hell did your dog do to deserve being dumped for no good reason? Wag his tail every single day you came home? Show you love and compassion no matter what kind of mood YOU were in? Entertain you when you weren't feeling so good?

I guess having a pet is a lot like having a kid .. a good majority of the people really shouldn't be allowed to have them.

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Todays RBV: 1 Samuel 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


Not exactly the "Turn the other cheek" Lord we were all taught about, is He?

If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.

You know who pisses me off? Parents who have kids who can't afford to raise them! Or just too stupid to raise them!


It's a damn shame that ANYONE is allowed to have kids. It's just sad as a matter of fact. You know how many people have kids that really should have NO RIGHT to have kids? Well, I don't know either, but I'm sure it's a lot!

We need some kind of biological thingy inside our body that prevents us from having kids if we can't be stable enough to raise them. Stable enough financially, emotionally ... you know what I mean.

Isn't it strange that anyone can go out and stick penis into vagina and "boom" have a kid. I mean there is a lot to having a kid. But life says it's just like buying a car you can't afford, or some stupid purchase you made that you regretted. But in this case, you've created a living, breathing BABY! Somethings not right with this picture!

Our penis's and vagina's should have a moral brain inside of it. In other words, if we have the ability to raise a kid, the male will pass off fertile semen and the woman will have an egg ready. If it's just a drunken one nighter, or your a worthless deadbeat with a minimum wage job getting food stamps, the male semen is sterile and the woman has no egg. This way, all the worthless wonders of the world can go screw to their hearts content, without populating the world with unwanted, under privlidged children. Why can't our genitalia have a brain DAMMIT! It only makes sense!

I just can't believe that honest working people who want to raise a family rank the same odds as some deadbeat who just wants to "get a little" when it comes to having a baby. This is a fatal flaw in the human body. I think God needs to go back and rethink His master plan myself.

If I was God, and some days I think I am, I would have a LOT less unwanted babies in the world because our "private parts" would have the ability to KNOW if the human secreting these fluids is indeed capable of raising a family! AMEN!


Todays RBV:

John 21:7 Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea.

Ahhhh, naked fishing!! I heard this is going to be an event in the next Olympics!

Typical Blog Tuesday

Welcome, again, to another "Typical Blog Tuesday". A segment that is dedicated to making fun of other bloggers out there who think their lives are so great and they spend half their time thinking they have the best, cutest kids in the world. I say "shut the hell up", and add a zest of sarcasm to spice it up a bit. Enjoy.




Oh back to school time! I'm so excited for my little cuties to go back to the classroom. We went "back to school" shopping today and bought lots of clothes and supplies for the new year (thank you Mastercard.) I also found a neat bumper sticker that says "My child is an honor student". I know it's not true yet, but since MY kids are the best in the world, I know they will be on the honor roll.

I ran into a few other moms that I haven't seen since last year and wow, did they have some nice vehicles. It's hard to believe that they are all doing so well in life. Me and the hubby need to sit down and discuss getting something a bit more trendier if He expects me to take the kids to school everyday. I can't be seen it what I'm driving .. I mean it's a 2006 model for Heaven's sake!

Well after shopping we all went for haircuts and then I took them out to eat at the pizza joint. After that we went to Cellular planet and got each of the kids their own cell phones. They feel so grown up now, and it was only 60 bucks extra per month. Plus I can keep in touch with them whenever I want now.

I think they are all ready for their first big day! I'm just so excited to see our little ones growing up to become little adults right before our very eyes. It truly is a blessing to have a child. One day my little boy will be a doctor or lawyer, and my little girl will be president or something. I just feel that with good parenting, the Lords love and discipline, and the wisdom of the Bible, we will have a flourishing family that will be bountiful and happy. And what else can you really ask for.



Today Bible Verse:

Psalm 139:13 For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother's womb.

KIDS - the final frontier.

You know what I hate, all these parents getting their kids all kinds of crap they don't need just to fill the void of not spending time with them. You lazy pricks should have been castrated the day you said "I do."

Let me tell you something about kids. They don't want an X-box, they don't want a Barbie doll, they don't want anything that you think they want. You know what they want ?? ATTENTION. A parents attention and time spent with them. You could spend a day with your kid taking apart a tennis ball with a tweezers and it would mean MORE to them than taking them to Toys R Us and giving them another $100 toy.

Haven't you ever noticed that when you get them a toy, what do they want ? They want you to PLAY with it with them. They didn't need the damn toy, they wanted YOU !! I'm speaking mostly about younger kids, which leads into how your older kids will act. I'm sure there is some butthole out there saying "My kids are 14 and want nothing to do with me". Well I'm guessing that's because you always bought them a toy when they were younger to "leave you alone".

It's a crazy thought, you have kids, you give them attention. I know, I know, where do I come up with this crap. I'm just crazy I guess. Kids just want Mom and Dads attention, to play with them, to read with them, to color with them. But chances are your to busy working to make more money to afford to give your kids MORE TOYS.

Is it any wonder were at the top of the list for teen pregnancies, abortions, suicides, drugs ?? Our kids have NO DAMN PARENTS. I'm going out on a limb here and going to say that most of the problems our kids have, and most of the trouble our kids are in is due to PARENTS, or lack of them. Parents are just to damn busy worrying about how to get to the top of the ladder at work or how their going to pay for that damn credit card to spend time with the most important thing they have, their kids.

And daycares, don't get me started on daycares. I am amazed that so many people throw their kids in daycares. "We can't make it if we don't have them in daycare". You know what I say? BULLSHIT !!! Sell your damn car payment and go buy a used vehicle, quit charging shit you don't need on your damn credit cards, cook a little more at home, cut some coupons, and LIVE ONE STEP BELOW YOUR INCOME LEVEL !!! Ever think of that, hmmmmm, I wonder what would happen if I spent LESS than I made for once ??? If your kids are TRULY the most important thing in your life, doesn't that rank a little higher than a new car, going out to eat, and an endless list of stuff that should rank lower than your children. Ahhhhh it don't matter, whatever I say, someone will come back with another bullshit excuse for why they need to drop off their kids at a strangers for half their young years. I think it's just nuts.

So the next time your on your way to Walmart to get your kids that $40 super soaker water gun, take him/her out back and spray each other with the hose. Chances are your kids will love you for it, and you'll have a good time too. Not to mention, you'll save 40 bucks. Keep doing that and maybe you won't have to put your kids in daycares.


Todays RBV:

Exodus 21:15&17 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother shall surely be put to death. And he that curseth his father, or his mother shall surely be put to death.

You see, even God has love and compassion for children. Well .. uhmm .. OK .. bad example.