S.B.S.

S.B.S. - That's the disease I have .. and I love it.

What is SBS? It's a made up, fictitious disease which stands for Speedy Brain Syndrome. I would argue that if I went to the doctor and told him about it, they would certainly find some 'real' problem and diagnose it and give Me some medication for the rest of My life. What kind of solution is that except for the pharmaceutical companies who get RICH off of you??

I've also been stricken with L.B.S. (large belly syndrome), and R.O.S.S. (random organ shutdown syndrome) among others .. but you don't see ME going to the doctor about it!! It's all just silly bullshit because bottom line is I'm just retarded .. plain and simple. But SBS really does have some truth to it!

Basically, SBS means your brain is always going in 100 different directions. Your ALWAYS thinking/wondering about something. Concentrating is very hard to do. To focus on one thing, and keep your attention is very difficult. There is always 10 other things that come into your mind that make you sidetracked. But here's the thing ... I LOVE IT!!

Ever since I got SBS, life has been really interesting. I no longer take peoples word for stuff like I used to. I CONSTANTLY question everything and everyone, and I find that the majority of times .. the majority is full of shit!!! Most of the stuff we do today is just stupid, from how we live, to how we spend, to what we believe.

I spend a great chunk of My life observing and questioning everyone ... EVERYONE!! While your out shopping at Walmart .. I was watching you. When your driving down the road texting on your phone .. I was watching you. When you thought I was listening to you talk about your great career at Christmas dinner .. I was watching you.

All the times I interact with other people, I'm really not all there. Part of Me is there, and I am listening, but My brain is going off on a tangent thinking about bigger things. Mainly that what your talking about is so unimportant, trivial, and stupid. Usually it's complaining about the dumbest shit in life that your whining about .. and one side of My brain is listening to you babble, but the other side is thinking how YOU brought all of your complaints on yourself. I basically link every complaint I've ever heard down to one thing .. human stupidity.

So if having SBS is dangerous, or harmful to a person .. so be it. If they find that SBS shaves 10 years off your life, I say "FINE AND DANDY BY ME!!!". Leave My brain alone .. I love it. Before I had SBS I just wandered around life accepting all the normal things that society deemed acceptable, a robot for the system. Now I walk around defiant of just about anything that comes My way. People say "YES" .. I say "What happens if we say NO?" People say "This is the correct way" .. I say "What happens if we do it THIS way?". It really pisses people off!! But when your convinced that people do the dumbest shit most of the time, you start to feel obligated to question it and try it another way.

By the way, I'm well aware of A.D.D. and other bullshit syndromes that doctors claim are real, but I don't care. If tomorrow I wake up and I have all the symptoms of restless leg syndrome, I'll live with that too!

Okinawans

The Okinawans, in Japan, live longer than any of us on earth. And especially longer than us fat, lazy Americans.

Lots of studies have been done about these unique people to find out just what makes these people live so long. I've always thought it was stupid to conduct massive studies on their blood, and DNA, and such ... looking for the magic clue on why they have such great longevity. It seems fairly simple to Me, IT'S THE DIET STUPID!!! They don't have a Burger King and McDonalds at every corner! They eat veggies, and rice, and tofu. And lots of it! Their idea of variety in a meal is not meat, potatoes, cake, and ice cream .. it's a red tomato, a yellow pepper, orange carrots, lots of green leafy foods.

They also have a unique way of tricking the body into thinking it's full before it really is. They have a saying, "Quit eating when your 80% full". Well it's actually "HingHo saquinshin ahahbasti tevihstuialu", or something like that. Anyway, they don't stuff themselves at all you can eat buffets like we do. They have a very simple, nutritious diet of fruits, veggies, and grains.

Here are some interesting tidbits about the Okinawan people.

- Most of them live to be about 90 years old, and are still unassisted and healthy! Yeah, at age 90 they are still out plowing up the garden and living life like always. Try that with an American 90 year old.

- They have more people over the age 100 than anywhere else in the world.

- They have the lowest rate of cancer, heart disease, and strokes than anywhere else in the world.


It actually goes on and on, but I think you can figure out that most all areas of their lives are improved by the lifestyle they live.

So My hat goes off the the Okinawans, probably some of the smartest, simplest, happiest people on the earth today. The only downside I can see is living to be 120 years old, but that's just My opinion. I guess I feel that 60 is a good age to throw in the towel. If you haven't done anything or seen enough stuff by then, what the hell is another 60 years gonna do for ya?

Human Consumption

Another pondering thought. What would the human body want to eat if it could talk? It sure wouldn't be the garbage that we call food that we throw in our mouths on a daily basis.

Are we meant to eat meat? Or did we train our bodies to digest meat over time? No ..... I'm not talking about PETA or some shit like that. I'm talking about what would our bodies like that would keep it at optimal levels of performance? Yeah, I know, the government has a food pyramid laid out on what we're suppose to eat, but what the hell does the government know!?! Is the human body meant to eat fruits, nuts, and legumes only? Are we suppose to eat what comes from the ground only?

I know that we have trained our bodies to somehow manage to survive on the garbage that we feed it everyday. Chemicals, preservatives, additives, and God knows what else we shovel down our throats and call it food. But what is the human body WANTING?

They say that meat takes 4 to 5 days to digest in our bodies before we pass it out. That doesn't seem like a natural occurrence in our digestive tract. Then again, if all you eat is fruits and veggies, you become a personal "salad shooter" on the toilet. Hmmmmmm.

I guess I'm just wondering what would happen if I quit eating all "man-made" food one day. No Burger King. No processed food. No sugar. No pop. No hot dogs. No TGIF. Totally and 100% natural food. Any and all meat I would have to raise, slaughter, and process myself. All fruits and vegetables would either have to have NO chemicals, or grown myself. Things like salt would have to be natural "sea salt", not the processes and refined salt that we use. Honey would probably be the only sweetener I could use other than natural sugar cane sugar. Yes, even sugar is processed and refined and man-made and colored to make it appealing to the eye.

I would say that just about everything we eat is crap, and the cause of most of our problems. From cancer, to depression, to obesity, to human stupidity. I blame it on man-made shit that we call food. So for my retirement and my new years resolution, I (Les), will be a human guinea pig and eat only natural foods from January 1, 2009 until I can't take it anymore. I will monitor blood pressure and blood sugar levels and see how the human body reacts to "kissing goodbye" the garbage that we shovel into our mouths each and everyday.

I know that when I first started this blog, I said I would never write about stupid crap like "a diet", but this isn't a diet. It's a cause for all humanity! It's a way of saying that just about EVERY DAMN THING WE DO, including the food we eat, is stupid!!! We are walking zombies! And I am going to change that. One man, one dream, ONE NATION ... that is the STATE_OF_LES!!!

So this Holiday season, I shall pig out for the last time. Loading my mouth full of food, and sweets, and drinks until my stomach can't take it anymore. Because at midnight, January 1, I shall shock my body into the biggest change it has ever seen. All for the sacrifice of all humanity to change how we think, eat, and live.

And for those few folks who have stayed with me on this crazy blog of mine, all I can say is stay tuned ... you ain't seen nothing yet.

On another note, this Friday, November 28th, at approximately 12:15 AM, I shall shave for the last time.

Tick-tock look at the clock, My time is almost here!!!!!



Todays RBV: Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?



Yeah ..... I'll be eating natural, but I think I'll leave out the Biblical shit and piss eating. Thanks anyway Lord.