Who do you hate more?

This isn't really a fair question. It's kinda like asking how would you rather die? 1. Having your eyes plucked out by vultures while chained to a railroad track. 2. Having bamboo shards shoved under your fingernails while soaking in a tub of hydrochloric acid.

I actually almost feel sorry for you people who watch TV, because just the ads I see on the internet for these two companies makes Me want to jump off My quonset onto a rusty pitchfork.