Yes another installment of FB analogy is upon us.
As always .. the names of the retarded have been deleted to protect them from .. uhmmm .. being a retard I guess. Enjoy!
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My hands feel like popsicles. Just can't get them warm. Maybe some of the hot cocoa that Jane bought me for Christmas will warm me up. Marshmallows! Yum!
Why not entertain the idea of sticking your frozen hands down your pants and masturbating?? You'd skip the experience of looking like a retard by posting something so lame, you'd warm up your hands, you'd relinquish your sexual drive for awhile, and you'd avoid having another fucking kid who will one day grow up and type stupid shit on Facebook!!
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school is already cancelled for tomorrow again, nice that --- has off work, because I don't care what kind of weather we have I am going to my interview...say a little prayer for me please that the right words come out
Two things wrong with this posting.
1. No matter what the weather .. your going to make it to a job interview? Really?? A JOB is that important that you'd risk your life on dangerous, icy roads mingling with 100's of other 1/2 ton pieces of steel? Yeah .. that about sums up the stupidity of people today. They actually think working is a TOP priority. Stupid yuppy dick!! Keep that system going slave bitch!!
2. You want Me to say a prayer that the words come out right?? Hmmmm. Dear God, I know you must be busy with all the chaos in Haiti, the countless wars going on in the world, genocides, rape, murder, torture, world hunger, natural disasters and a endless list of other stuff. Not to mention your plate MUST be full because from down here it doesn't look like your doing 'jack shit' about it. But if you have a free moment, could you please help My friend and make sure her words come out right, because as you know .. saying the wrong thing REALLY SUCKS. Thank you, amen.
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Update on the arm...got the splint off and my arm really hurts now. Didn't realize how much support that gave me. Have to wear my sling now for about 4 wks. I think I'm going to need a lot of tylenol!!!
Complaining about how much it hurts to use your arm .. and yet enduring the pain to type to the rest of the world on just how much it hurts. I don't think your arm is your top priority for some reason. I think it's more of your 'Attention Whore' status sunk from level 10 to level 9 and you need to get it back up again.
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doing a couple of small projects around the house today. then lunch with my honey
This person just baffles Me. He/She always types something lame and stupid ... AND NO ONE EVER RESPONDS!!! And then, the next day .. He/She DOES IT AGAIN!!!! WOW!! This continues almost every day! At what point do you realize that you don't even have ANY FAKE FRIENDS???
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got my walk in and some fixer upper chores done. also lunch with the wife and now .....nap time before work
You guessed it .. this is the same moron as above, just a few hours later. *NOTE* - no one responded to this one either! It's almost as He/She is typing to oneself to reassure that He/She is still alive and breathing, although WHY is yet to be figured out.
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Thunder and I are off to the Vet in a few..woof woof.Nothing really bad but bothersome and Mommy wants me at my best!woof woof I LOVE MY MOMMY!
Here's an exceptionally strange ranger who types everything through her dog. Just about everything she types is to appear that it's her dogs thoughts. Now while I think everyone on Facebook has a neurological disorder .. I think this person might need to visit the padded cell first.
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A blade went thru my neighborhood. Thank you, but were you drunk? I hope you go again, but don't hear the beep beep anywhere close. c'mon spring. It is 18 out tho! yeaa and that's above 0!
Yes, 18 IS above 0. Very good .. now go put up a 'smiley face' sticker next to your name :) And I'm guessing that you thought the blade operator was drunk because your one of the sorry excuses of a human that parks all their vehicles IN THE STREET instead of your driveway! I personally think any asshole that parks in the street during the winter should be first in line at the lobotomy clinic.
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--- thinks that God simply did NOT give me enough wisdom OR patience to go with these children He gave me to raise. Sometimes I wonder what He must think of the job I'm doing. I'm so thankful I'm forgiven, 'cause if I weren't, I'd have some 'splainin' to do!
YOUR RIGHT! God did NOT give you patience or wisdom, these are learned traits in human behavior! However God also did NOT give you 'these children' to raise either! YOUR children are the product of you spreading your legs one night to get your vagina tickled while your 'better half' was too stupid to wear a condom! DEAL WITH IT!! And you're NOT forgiven, nor will you have some 'splainin' to do either. This is reality .. WELCOME!
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Honey made me spaghetti & sauce. He also got me a puppy calendar...awww I love him!
In what specific way would you possibly conceive that anyone would give a flying fuck about what your eating?????? This concept totally eludes Me. And while YOU think your honey gave you a puppy calendar .. what he REALLY gave you a 'pussy' calender. You get to look at cute puppies, and your hubby will soon be looking at your cute pussy. This is the REAL reason guys give ANY gifts to women. Just make damn sure you put a helmet on that soldier before letting it go into battle to avoid becoming like the person in the posting directly above you that I just wrote about.
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It's "Survivor" time.....OH YEAH! :)
OH YEAH! - Time to sit back and watch someone else on TV and wish my life wasn't so pathetic that all I do is watch everyone else live their life. Somebody please just shoot this person.
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So proud of -------, my kid who hates cheese, ate a grilled cheese sandwich.
Your kid just ate a grilled cheese sandwich? No shit!?! Please don't joke about something so serious! There are probably a few HUNDRED MILLION KIDS in the world the same age as your child .. but YOURS ATE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!!! Son-of-a-bitch I'll be damned and dipped in butter!! Wait till your kid, who hates dick, comes home one day and tells Mommy and Daddy that he's gay and takes it up the poop shoot! Let's see your proud post then you pathetic twat!!
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And so ends another chapter in the pure stupidity of Facebook postings. And YES .. hard to believe, but there is more to come!
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