The other good news is I've found a incredibly easy way to study human stupidity. I used to have to interact with people to do this, like talking with people, or going to Walmart .. both of which I hate doing. Now nothing beats the real thing, but observing Facebook stupidity is a close second.
So I have cut and pasted some of the dumber things I've seen over the past couple weeks for you to enjoy. I won't put their names up as to not piss these people off too much. But that would assume they actually read My blog (HA HA HA)!!! And if it's still a privacy violation, who gives a shit, I'll take the chance. Enjoy.
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We are in a winter storm advisory again. Makes it difficult to plan things. My daughter is due with her 9th child any day now and I cannot even get out of my driveway because the city dumped a very high drift in my driveway and I cannot shovel it. Have to wait until someone can come in with a bobcat.
Seriously??? 9 FUCKING KIDS?????????? What you may not know is this lady has ANOTHER daughter who also has 8 or 9 kids. Let's see, 4 original people now have become 22 PEOPLE!!! Yeah, that's intelligent. 22 people, of which I would guess 22 of them are probably on or going to be on government assistance! Nice. Thank you!
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If your Dad is your hero, whether you are blessed to have your Dad still with you, or if he has gone to be with the Lord, copy and paste this with his name
Yeah .. that's original. YOUR DAD is a hero! I guess My Dad was just a lump of shit compared to YOUR Dad. Might I say that almost EVERYONES Dad was a hero to them, hence why the fuck even bother with this stupid shit in the first place??? Asshole!
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*** is listening to Mason sing his little heart out to Johnny Cash...word for word!!!
Well good for YOUR KID!! Might I add that there are 400,000 of them little fuckers born every single day in the world?? Why would I give a shit that YOUR kid can sing some gay country lyrics. Oh .. and way to condone inbreeding you stupid hick!-------------------------------------
The color of your bra made the news BUT WILL THIS? Lets SUPPORT our Troops. If you support our Troops then please post this on your status and leave it there for one hour. There should be no excuses from anyone!!!!! This should appear in everyone's status! Please do this for the ones that make this the Land of Free and... the Home of the Brave!!
More gayness in action. We ALL support the troops!! Hell, I feel sorry for them! They got conned into thinking what their doing is fighting for FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY, when in reality, they are fighting for OIL and GREED!! Needless to say, they are all heros so why the fuck post something so damn obvious???
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**** well I am calling it a night..
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While your at it, take some sleeping pills .. lots and lots of sleeping pills!!!!!!!!!!------------------------------
Chad made vegetable soup and I made apple crisp. We make a great couple!
Well thank you for sharing the fact that two grown adults have the ability to create a meal. I'm shocked I didn't hear about this on a FOX NEWS ALERT since it's such an earth shattering event, followed by the fact that I took a shit, and later My wife peed. Dip shits!!!!
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And there's more folks. Oh soooo much more. Trying to get to the bottom of stupidity on Facebook is like landing on the moon and claiming you've explored the whole universe!! Stay tuned for another episode of "Facebook Analogy" coming in the near future.
4 comments:
Face book analogy - I love it!! This could become as popular as 'the people of Wal-Mart. And, your wife is awesome for providing material, what a cool woman! But I can't stop thinking about that statement - NINE KIDS??? Thats insane! Your poor daughter is due anyday? Hell, I'd say shes due pretty much every day. Do her zippers even go in the 'up' position? Can she walk without her legs springing open? Does she shit little brown pellets? Seriously, I think Hu Jintao should fly over from China and beat her silly with a bo staff (only in the small window when shes not pregnant of course). So keep up the good work as this kind of stupidity must be exposed! Yeah its a dirty job, but we need a Mike Rowe in the blog world.
I hope I make the cut!!! db
To the first comment .. uhhmmm .. I have no comment since what you wrote is brilliant.
DB - I doubt it, since you seem to be on the normal edge of Face Book .. assuming there is such a thing.
I think the next time on face book I will let the world know that Im taking a huge shit. Right now! That could get me on your list.
db
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