To Much Damn Gum

Do you have any idea how many gum's are out there?? A FRICKIN' LOT!!

I can't believe how many types of gum there are, what the hell happened? I remember the day of Wrigley's Spearmint, and Peppermint. And you had your Hubba Bubba and Bubblicious. And maybe a Trident or two. That's it!! Now there is over 50 different kinds of damn gum on the shelf when I looked!! I imagine there is probably twice this many in reality. Is it really that important? Do we need this many types of gum in our lives?? Does it take this many flavors to get rid of your damn breath?

And they come in these fancy boxes now. These slim packs that look like a little wallet or something. NO .. you know what they look like? They look like some fancy cigarette packs that the upper class smoke. You open up your gum pack by lifting the little flap and it unfolds displaying all your pieces lined up so nice. "Well aren't YOU SPECIAL!!!" High society gum!!! I say "Take your gum and shove it up your ass!"

And there aren't any regular flavors anymore either. They went and got fancy too. Names like 'spring rain' or 'raspberry blush' or 'ice chill' or 'shivermint' or 'fusion strawberry'. Come on!!! Give Me a break! Why do we always gotta think we're better than we really are by putting all these fancy names on shit? It AIN'T fusion strawberry ...it's plain old strawberry and you know it!

Let's get back to basics and have 5 or so flavors of gum and call it good. And quit pissing Me off by trying to complicate everything so damn much. Amen!