Saturday, January 16, 2010

S.O.L. - Dick of the Day Award

Welcome to a new feature at the State of Les, the 'Dick of the Day Award'. This will go out randomly to a person who has gone above and beyond the normal means of just being a plain dick.

And to lead us in the first ever Dick of the Day, I present to you (drum roll) ..............



PAT ROBERTSON!!!!!!!!!!


Yes, Pat was intelligent enough to say the other day that Haiti's earthquake was brought on by making a deal with the devil. Well in fact .. here's the quote -

"They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.' True story. And so the devil said, 'Ok it’s a deal.' And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got something themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another"

Since this quote he has back pedeled and told another bullshit story to explain what he really meant, but it's too stupid to even go into and he's lying to cover his ass, in typical Christian fashion I might add.


This is just one of many, many quotes that this man has said over the years that has continually gotten him into trouble and made him look like the person he really is ... a dick!! From agreeing with Jerry Falwell that gays, and feminists, and abortionists brought on 9-11, to saying we should go down to South America and 'take out' Hugo Chavez. All in the name of God, who by the way speaks to him on a daily basis (imagine that).

So congratulations Pat on receiving the first ever Dick of the Day award, I'm sure it won't be your last.

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