Facebook

*WARNING* - long posting bitching about the stupidity of people!!

(breath in ... exhale)

OK, here we go.

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Facebook. It would be hard for Me to describe anything more stupid, more lame, more worthless, more pathetic than Facebook shy of bottled water and religion. I throw out a lot of insults about people and stupidity ... some joking, some not ... but all kidding aside, I think you really have to have some sort of neurological disorder to have a Facebook account. To be so shallow that every little thing you do in life needs to be posted for everyone else to see .... it's so pathetic!!!!!

I have been fortunate enough to have been granted permission from My loving wife to be allowed to view Her Facebook account after the little 'divorce prank' I pulled last year. I swore up and down that I'm only on there to observe and that's all. And so that is what I've done, I've observed people and what they type, how often, and what they type about. And for all you who fell for the 'divorce prank' ... I say "GOOD"! I hope you lost sleep and grew some gray hair over it .. why? Because you need to get a FUCKING LIFE and worry about yourself!!!!!!!

I swear, I look at what you people type and think, "Oh shit ... we're doomed as a fully functioning society!" You people will type ANYTHING!!!!!!

-I rearranged My living room and I like it. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I took My kids for pictures and they turned out so cute. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I woke up tired and don't feel like going to work. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I can't believe how cold it is outside. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I'm cooking a roast today, and getting some laundry done. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I don't feel so good after going out last night. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I must get busy and get the kids ready for church. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I love My job, but it sure is hectic at times. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

-I'm thinking of taking the family on vacation next month. WHO GIVES A SHIT, GET A LIFE!

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I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and on. You know why?? Because that's ALL Face Book IS!!! One person babbling (bragging) about absolutely NOTHING, after another person, after another person ... forever and ever!!!!!!!!!

And I know what your thinking. "If you hate it, then don't go on and read it!!!!!!!" Yes, yes, I know .. but your missing My point! I seriously worry about a society that seeks happiness by finding comfort in the fact of telling the rest of the world that "I had chicken noodle soup today and it was yummy!!" SERIOUSLY FOLKS ... this is what it's come to? REALLY!!!!!!

This obsession of constantly needing to know what everyone else is doing at any given time is NOT NORMAL!!!! And need I remind you that this is just ONE example of 'patheticness'. Add on the fact that you also have email, and cell phones with voice mail, and texting, and your regular phone and snail mail!!!!!!!! You people really, really worry Me! Do you EVEN know who your immediate family is anymore?????

I kind of see Facebook the same way as I see religion. Your either blinded by it and have NO idea how stupid it really is, OR your outside the bubble looking in at just how stupid it is. But I would encourage all you 'Facebookies' out there to take some time and actually LOOK at what you type, LOOK at what all your 'cyber freinds' type ... and view it OUTSIDE the bubble, and I think you'll begin to see just how pathetically stupid it really is!

And I would argue that most of you I'm sure are two income, ball busting, full time workers with kids. I wonder if you really ever spend time with them? I don't know how you can .. your ALWAYS typing of Facebook! I can picture it now ... "Mommy .. how come you never play with Me?" "NOT NOW .. Mommy's updated Her Facebook page!!!" OR "I'm too busy taking the 'How pathetic is My life' quiz on Facebook".

Is it really that hard to concern your time with ........ ohhhhhhhh ....... I dunno ... maybe people that you can SEE, and TOUCH, and MINGLE with (you know, that thing you call a family)! And I'm sure your excuse is .. "But that's what we DO on Face Book, keep in touch with friends and family." BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! All you do on Facebook is BRAG!! It's 'LOOK AT ME' syndrome ... and nothing else!! You people are so pathetic, your like a little two year old who constantly needs attention! You actually post "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" just for the hope that some people will wish you well .. it's so sad!! But you don't come right out and say it ... noooooo .. can't do that! Your more sneaky. Some thing like "Jessica doesn't feel 37 today, She's more like a 20 years old with 17 years extra wisdom." Or you'll have your spouse write "Happy Birthday Honey, your the best!!" All in the hopes that SOMEONE will notice you!! But I would argue that no matter how you type it, it's the same pathetic 'look at Me syndrome' either way! Are all you really that starved for attention that someone typing you a 'smiley face' that winks as a response is enough to get you through the day???? REALLY!!!!!!! I'm curious .. what do you do for intimate needs? Let's see, going by your twisted Facebook mentality, sex with your spouse would be out of the question so I guess you take turns in the bedroom calling 1-900 numbers for satisfaction!

*****UPDATE****** As I'm typing this some shithead just typed, (I won't use the real name) "---- ----- is another day older today. Doesn't feel any different. LOL" A PERFECT example of yet another desperate plea for somebody, somewhere, somehow please pay attention to ME!!!!!!!! Absolute worthless LOSER!!!

And there's these yuppy idiots who type "Jeanie has an extremely hectic day today and is not sure how she's going to get it all done!!" Well now Jeanie .. apparently your day is not TOO TERRIBLY FULL since you've taken the time to write a totally useless note on Facebook. It would seem that Jeanie just want's what every Facebook dip shit wants ... someone to pay attention to her. Hey Jeanie, why don't you post your address so I can mail you my gun and you can put yourself out of misery since you apparently don't have a life to begin with!!

Also the idiots who thinks it a great idea to tell us when they wake up, and when the go to bed! What the fuck does anyone care if you slept in today???? GOOD FOR YOU ... You need a God Damn cookie you attention whore?? These people even post that they took a mid-day nap! I think some rat poison in your drink will solve the problem and hopefully cause a permanent nap!!

And you religious nuts out there. "Say a prayer for ME." "Say a prayer for ME TOO!!" Constantly asking for people to pray for you ... what a sorry lot of human dung you people are. "I'm going to take a shit .. keep Me in your prayers!" Like GOD is really interested that you sell you house quick, or that you get home safe after drinking all night. Not to mention prayer works about as well as 'wishing it were so'!!! So you can have 1000 people respond to your little 'look at Me' plea on Facebook, your odds are still gonna be the same shit luck as if NO ONE prayed for you. GIVE IT UP dumb asses!!!

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Well I can see that this topic can go on and on as I keep thinking of new crap that is so pathetic about Facebook. I may indeed have to make a 'Facebook Part Two' one day. In closing I would like to say that about 5% of Me would like to thank all you Facebook idiots out there ... you help fulfill my hobby of studying human stupidity, but the other 95% of Me would give it all up in a heartbeat to wipe out something as stupid and pathetic as Facebook from existence. And for the inventor of Facebook, may you be tortured until the end of time after you die for doing a huge part in increasing the stupidity of the human race. Amen!