What the hell is with you women and your stupid breast cancer ???? Is this just another national conspiracy to piss Me off?? 'Cause it's working !!
"Tough enough to wear pink" - eat My asshole!
Did you know that there are over 200 types of cancer? Cancer can form in any damn organ of your body it wants to. There's cancer of the brain, cancer of the lungs, cancer of the stomach, there's even cancer up your asshole!!!!! So what the hell makes you women so damn special that it's such a big deal that your tits might have cancer??
I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult to find a gentleman walking down the street with testicle cancer, but I betcha He ain't asking YOU to wear pink or some stupid shit like that! Jesus H. Christ ... what the fuck does wearing pink have to do with curing cancer anyway? You've even convinced men to go out in public wearing pink attire thinking they're saving the earth, when they really are just doing a great job looking like pussy whipped former males. Or changing the color of the milk cartons or soup cans to pink ... BIG DEAL?? Who the hell made you the queens of cancer anyway?? I had an ingrown toenail growing up .. you didn't see ME putting pictures of toes on your box of Wheaties did ya???
Besides, you should be so lucky to get breast cancer. It's something that's right on the outside of the body you can just slice off and continue with your life. Try that technique with colon cancer!!! I'm sick of you frickin' women bitching about something that EVERYONE has a chance of getting, but you dumb bitches feel the need to whine about it 10 times as much. Like your SOOOO MUCH more important than a little kid who has pancreatic cancer. You've gotta have ads on TV, and on the radio, on billboards and every other media outlet out there bitching about your diseased tits. Take your tits and shove 'em up your ass.
It's because of your arrogance of 'look at my tits' syndrome that I feel breast cancer should just be left alone to spread, meanwhile we can get some more humble people into the doctor and hopefully catch their cancer and kill it before it spreads. Thank you.
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Because, Less, ALL cancers kill. And early detection is the key to survival. The PINK campaign is to raise awareness that the little bump, lump, or irregularity you may have noticed in your breast should NOT be ignored for a second. Get thee to a doctor. All that pink used to mildly irritate me too, until it saved my life.
Heather
Stage II Invasive Ductal Carcinoma
on chemo and ALIVE.
OUCH!! Someone wake up on the wrong side of the Bazongas? Or just get stood up by the pointer sisters??
Hey Heather,
I'm THRILLED you knocked cancer on it's ass!! Good for you!!
My point is NOT that you don't deserve to beat cancer .. it's all the damn publicity just for ONE cancer! In fairness, they should promote "Just wear BLUE" - for men with testicle cancer to promote feeling your balls all the time.
And don't get to pissed at Me. I'm full of shit, I'm offensive, and 99 out of 100 people can only stand Me for about 10 minutes. I assure you .. YOU are the normal one!
Good luck and take care !!
Les, I confess to thinking the same a few times in the past. But now that I HAVE breast cancer and have done some actual research, I realzie how damn prevalent this form of cancer is. Yes, we pink girls certainly care about the boys' testicles too.
I guess the message could change to GET ANY LUMP ANYWHERE CHECKED RIGHT AWAY. But some forms of breast cancers are extremely fast-growing compared to some other forms of cancer. And that's why the awareness campaign. To remind folks not to dawdle on the way to the mammogram AND to also get an ultrasound, sometimes they're even better at detection.
Also, thanks to all this pink around, I don't feel like I have to wear an itchy wig because everyone appreciates my ugly hats so long as I wear that pink ribbon on my lapel. ;-)
Heather
And don't forget to eat lots and lots of broccoli!! Broccoli kills cancer.
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