The other day I took a shower (I know, that's a rare thing), and I headed to town for something. Later that day I noticed an odor coming from my underarm region, but yet I was sure I put on antiperspirant. After getting home, I closer examined the problem and seen that one armpit had a chalky film on my hairs, and the other one did not. In conclusion, I only used deodorant for ONE armpit! Has that ever happened to you? I don't recall Myself ever doing this before. I wonder if it's old age creeping in.
How about this. Have you ever taken a shower and your sitting in there with the hot water cranked up, reeling in the warmth and daydreaming. Then you realize that you've wasted enough water for the day and decide it's time to get out, but you can't remember if you even shampooed your hair or not. You look around for evidence that you did, such as soap on the floor or walls of the shower, maybe some shampoo residue in the hair or behind the ears, but NOTHING! One can only conclude that you have NOT shampooed your hair and immediately go about lathering up your head ...even though you probably already did it.
So far I have not forgot to wipe after I've taken a shit, so I think I'm doing OK.
And one last thing. Just because the spouse and kids have left for the day, and you got the whole house to yourself .. it's STILL not a good reason to rub IcyHot on your balls!!! It's just not a good idea!
Thank you for your time and God Bless.
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