Scientology

I finally found the answer. Scientology!!

I'm joining the cult ... I .. I .. mean Church tomorrow!

It just makes so much sense. 75 million years ago, a ruthless dictator named Xenu came to earth and blew up tons of aliens on volcanoes. And today, all them alien souls are clinging to us making us unhappy!

I mean DAMMIT!! .. Why didn't I think of this?? It's so simple! All I have to do is shell out a few hundred thousand dollars over the course of many years and I too can one day be just like Tom Cruise.

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Now if you think the above story is weird, then MAYBE you can see why I also think that a Man who claimed to be God, walked on water, turned water into wine, wrote a book about a talking snake, and a magic tree and garden, where people lived 900 years old, where the earth is only 6000 years old, and on Sunday we drink His blood and eat His flesh is also quite odd.

Why can't the rest of you see reality and logic??