Rubbermaid

Don't you wish everything was made like Rubbermaid?

What?? Are you crazy??? What the hell are you thinking??


How about your car engine or muffler?? It would melt in an instant!

How about a kitchen knife?? How the hell are you going to cut through a steak with a piece of rubber?

Or a light bulb! Yeah .. good one morons, a rubber light bulb!

And a sewing machine! How the hell are you going to mend clothes with rubber needles and thread??? IDIOTS!

How about your TV? You actually expect to 'watch' your favorite program viewing it through a sheet of rubberized plastic?? COME ON!!!

Your oven! Yeah .. that would be great. Put something in the oven only to come back later and see that the oven is now a melted blob on the kitchen floor. How stupid!

How about your bed sheets? Well actually for a small percentage of people, rubber sheets are kind of a novelty.

Your bath towel. How the hell do you expect to dry off after a shower with a sheet of rubber?

A hammer? Yeah .. good luck pounding nails in with a molded piece of rubber!

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So to answer the question, "Don't I wish everything was made like Rubbermaid?", I would have to say a resounding NO!!!! These people must be on dope to make such an absurd statement!!

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Todays RBV: Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.


If you came from above in the clouds .. and EVERY EYE would see You, then the world must be flat! Which is exactly what every man thought the earth was back in those days.