I'm under arrest

I had a fun day the other day .. that is until the cops came and arrested Me.

I got up early, took My bullhorn and headed into town. I waited outside the local AIG office until the employees started coming to work and stood in the parking lot and yelled "YOU SUCK!" for about 1/2 hour. I attracted many people, but I thought I was pushing My luck, so I moved on.

Next I went to the GM Auto Dealer in town and stood outside their parking lot with My bullhorn and yelled "LET GM FALL .. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE A PRODUCT THAT PEOPLE WANT, DON'T MAKE IT OUR PROBLEM!" I suppose I was there for about 20 minutes before the employees came after Me with crow bars, forcing Me to move on again.

Then I went to Citibank branch in our little town. I stood outside the doors with My bullhorn and yelled, "DOWN WITH CITIBANK ... DON'T MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS ANYBODY ELSES!" I started to learn My lesson and only spent about 10 minutes at this location.

Finally I headed to the Social Service office where they hand out all the food stamps, heating and housing assistance and such. I stood outside and yelled at people as they went into the building yelling "DEADBEATS ... GET A JOB!!! WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR YOUR LIFESTYLE??"

At this time the cops were hot on My trail and actually followed Me from Citibank and caught Me red-handed. They hauled Me away to the city jail for disturbing the peace and being a prick (which I don't think is an actual crime). So I spent the night in jail and was released the next morning without incident.

Actually, once again, everything I've written is totally fabricated. I did however, come across this picture on the internet the other day, and thought it had a striking resemblance to Myself ... well the hair and beard anyway. Anyway, I thought it would be worth it to make up a story to go with it. Thank you.

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Todays RBV: 28:56 The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,28:57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.


A mother eating Her own newborn baby. Again, I ask you Christians out there .. HOW THE F--- CAN YOU BASE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SH-T?????????