Sunday, March 29, 2009

Times ticking away!

Remember the lady predicting all the bad things for March 2009? If not, go back to my blogs on 3/22 and 2/28 and listen to Her spew Her bull crap.




So in March of 2009, here are some of the predictions She has made that were told to Her DIRECTLY BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

- A tsunami will hit California in March of 2009

- God said there is NOT ONE person on earth who lives their life in complete submission to Him. (Well it sure as hell ain't gonna be Me either!)

- God will darken America like never before in March of 2009

- There will be a huge 'cross of light' in the sky for the whole world to see in the spring of 2009.

- And many, many more stupid, asinine, absurd things predicted for 2009.

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Well lady, you only have 2 days left for all this to happen!! Then I think She's changing websites. As of April 1st, you should be able to find Her at www.onedumbbitch.com

Actually, She's already got a 'bailout plan'. She said that IF these things don't happen, then God has granted us mercy a little longer to get our shit together. Imagine that ..... WHAT LUCK ... for us AND Her and all Her inaccurate prophecies!

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