Lady Luck

I have a fool-proof plan to win money playing video blackjack, so today I'm heading to the casino to rake in millions of dollars.

I have studied this strategy for a long time and I'm amazed that the casinos even allow video blackjack to be played. I'm sure after today, the entire world will outlaw this game as I will expose the fatal flaw of the game that allows Me endless income winnings.

I imagine I'll walk in and have a seat at the machine. The hostesses will come around and offer Me a drink now and then. But by the end of the day, the whole staff will watch Me walk out with all their jaws on the floor as I basically wipe out every penny from their business, and there will be nothing they can do about it. I probably should rent an enclosed trailer for the trip as I will need it on the way home to hold all the money I will most certainly win.

After today, I will be set for life. All the income I ever need in a lifetime will be made in a few hours. After today I can begin to build My empire with unlimited funds for my 10 foot wall, an endless supply of food, water, power. Today is the culmination of all I've dreamed of!!!


On another note, My medication doesn't seem to be working as well as it used to.


And on a final note, NOWHERE in the Bible does it say ANYTHING against masturbation .... so that's a load off my chest! (get it?)







Todays RBV: Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


So in summary: If a man rapes a virgin woman, the man pays the woman's father 50 shekels, and she then MUST marry him, and they are not allowed to separate ... FOREVER!!

Yup ... I certainly can see why you'd want to base your morals and values on this Holy book.