Vehicle Identification

We all know what a vehicle identification number (VIN) is. I'd like to introduce you to a new system that might just help show how stupid people are.

It would be the first letter on your license plate. That first letter would let the rest of the world know just how smart or stupid you really are. It would also eliminate people driving fancy cars that only have them to enlarge their EGO's, while owing the bank tons of money.

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Here's how it works:

If your first letter starts with F, that would mean that your car is financed and YOU do not own your car, the BANK does.

If your first letter starts with L, it means your leasing your vehicle (Which I personally can't think of anything much stupider other than drinking bottled water at the same time).

If your first letter starts with P, it means you vehicle is BOUGHT AND PAID FOR IN FULL.
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There you go .. that's it, simple, but effective. This way all you $40,000 Ford Excursion drivers out there with a F on your plate will be telling the world that "You have a fancy vehicle, but are too stupid and dumb to be able to pay for it". In other words ... a status symbol. Go get a Chevette until you can afford something better.

Also, if you're driving around in a 1996 Toyota Corolla with a P on your plate, we will all respect the fact that you OWN your vehicle, and while it's not a Hummer H2, you're better off this way.

And also, if there is a Hummer H2 driving around with a P on your plate, then guess what? Good for you ... it's paid for!! Maybe you're rich, maybe you love cars, maybe you're compensating for small genitalia. It doesn't matter!! What matters is YOU paid for YOUR vehicle one way or another. This ' helps' eliminate those deadbeats who go out and buy everything under the sun with credit, only to fall flat on their butt and want ME to bail them out when they cry for bankruptcy!! You know .. people with snob noses and no money ... YUPPIES!!

Also it would encourage people to buy what they can afford, and with the money they save not going to interest, eventually they can get a newer, nicer car. What a theory huh???

One last note, personalized license plates would only interfere with the labeling system, therefore they are not allowed. Besides that ... they're STUPID!!




Todays RBV: Matthew 16:28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

Here we have a passage saying that the people who lived with Jesus will not die until the Son of man comes. In other words, Jesus will return before their lifetime ends. SORRY .. kinda missed that one didn't ya??