Swimming

Here's yet another thing that people do that is just STUPID! Swimming!

Not swimming in general, but swimming in public places. It might be at a hotel, or the water park, or where ever. Swimming in public is just a disgusting activity!!

Have you ever noticed that when you come out of a swimming pool that your toenails and fingernails are nice and clean underneath? Just where do you think that dirt goes to? It doesn't just disappear! It's floating all over the pool so when you swim around, it's passing by your lips and eyes, or perhaps it was right in front of your mouth when you accidentally gulped a bit of water by mistake! YUMMY .... you just swallowed someones toenail dirt!!!

How about the the young kids in the pool? Do you think that none of them ever took a piss in there? How long to you think it takes for the chlorine to disinfect that pee? I betcha at one time some kid has taken a pee in there and you just happened to be swimming by at just the right time. Oh the joy ... coating your eyes and lips with fresh 10 year old urine. I can't think of anything more refreshing.

Or how about water passing through certain areas of the body? Think of some 400 lb hippo in the pool ..... now think about water flowing through the area of his butt crack, or how about flowing over his sweaty sac, or armpits, or nostrils!! Yes ...... what a joy it is to share the waters with some fat slobs booger residue!!!

STILL LIKE SWIMMING ?????????

Speaking of boogers, how about them boogers that escape the nostrils during swimming? How about someone who's sick with a cold and has a runny nose and the snot just leaks out sometimes floating nicely in the water just waiting for you to swim by and coat your lips! How about dingle berries?? I betcha there are a few of them in the pool! Not to mention all that dead skin follicles, pubic hair, food particles in their mouth, eye crust, ear wax, possible semen (if the guy just got done jerking off in the hotel room and decided not to shower first). How about the water flowing around some 80 year olds vagina!!! Look at all the women in the pool and realize that the water has flowed across each and every one of their vagina's!!





I hope I didn't 'Rain on your parade' by pointing out that public swimming is just ANOTHER thing that people do that is just plain stupid!! Not to mention, unsanitary, disgusting, and filthy!! So next time you hop into that hot jacuzzi or public pool, don't forget to look who's in there with you .... because your probably sharing a bit more than a smile with them while your swimming!! In fact, you've probably shared more bodily fluids with THEM than you have your own spouse!!! HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!










Todays RBV: Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


Here's another one of God's fatal flaws. He needed to set a limit on how big the population should be. If I was God, I would have set the world population to be 1 billion people. After 1 billion people are on the earth, every attempt after that would result in a miscarriage. HEY .. Just a thought!!