Jesus Camp

I recently watched 'Jesus Camp', a controversial documentary about a Bible camp held in Devil's Lake (how ironic), North Dakota.

Now I don't get offended very easily, but when sick, twisted, adults go to such lengths to destroy the innocence of little children, I get a little pissed off. Becky Fischer, of Bismarck, North Dakota heads up this camp and really pounds it in to these kids that they have to be warriors for Christ, and literally be ready to die for Him if need be. These are 5, 8, or 10 year old kids!!! They should be playing with Lego's, and dancing to High School Musical themes, not convulsing on the floor apparently speaking in tongues. Well, so your suppose to believe that it's speaking in tongues, unfortunately it's just random babble that's coming out of the kids mouths since they don't have the ability to FAKE IT, like the adults do.


Take a look at this morbidly obese Becky Fischer. This is what She said during the filming of Jesus Camp, and I quote .. "We have too many Christian grown ups that are fat and lazy. They don't want to give up their evening meal, they don't want to fast for a 3 day fast." HOLY HEAVENLY CRAP ....... talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!! This is absurd!!! Did you get a good look at Her, SHE'S FRICKIN GIGANTIC!!! What a frickin' hypocrite!! (as most Christians are). She's like the Rosie O'Donnell of Christianity, with the big mouth to back it up!! I had to upload a picture of Her for this blog and it took over an hour!! OK. .. that was a low blow (but worth it!).



If you ever get the chance to watch this movie, please do. Or at least go view a few clips of it on YouTube. There's really not much different between Her and the teaching of the radical Muslim overseas. She's just as bad! OK, She might not be giving them hand grenades like they do but She still teaches the same philosophy that SHE IS RIGHT .. and everyone else of wrong, which makes them evil and they are going to hell (hey, kinda like My blog, without the hell part!). Preaching this crap to CHILDREN!!! Is it any wonder were always at war in the world, and it's almost always about religion!!

And here's another beautiful moment in the movie. The EX-reverend Teg Haggard was on the show bashing gays like He always does and preaching on what a good person is and all that crap. THEN ... AFTER the movie Jesus Camp was released, He get's caught for having GAY EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS with a MALE PROSTITUTE and BUYING METH!!!!!! Oh God ... I love it, I love it, I love it!!! There's such BALANCE in nature sometimes I tell you!!

Anyway, after the film was released, the camp was vandalized due to upset viewers (imagine that), so the folks who rented out the camp said they were no longer invited back to continue. But She's still out there, preaching Her crap, and there are many more like Her. So beware, next time you drop your kids off at Bible camp and think that everything is just hunky-dory, because maybe the next psychotic Becky Fischer will be teaching YOUR kids. Better yet, just keep them home from church and tell them Santa Claus killed Jesus so there's no more church.

And here's one final ironic thing. I've driven by this place a hundred times!! I used to deliver to Devils Lake on a daily basis. I don't think Becky Fischer was hosting the camp when I was there, but it's still eerie to say I've delivered there. I'm not lying when I say it reminded Me of the Waco Texas Branch Davidian Compound with David Koresh. I'm not making that up either, I was always glad to leave that place! I can't say for sure because it's been several years ago, but I swear this was the place where the head pastor/priest had kind of a gayish lisp too. I wonder if He's into little kids????

So Becky Fischer, I would like to invite you to the 'State of Les Camp'! If you can find the time to get your morbidly obese butt out of the buffet line and want to wobble up this way (I'm only 2 hours away), I would love for you to take a shot at corrupting MY children with your spewing bullcrap. Meanwhile I'll take a shot with my 9mm at you, guaranteed I won't miss that target! Bottom line Becky, pretend religion is food .... SWALLOW IT AND KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!! AMEN!!!

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Todays RBV: Proverbs 25:16 Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.


Yeah Becky, save some food for the rest of the world you gluttonous hippo!!