Friday, December 5, 2008

Poverty



According to the U.S. Government, the official poverty level for a family of four is $21,200, and dammit, I intend to beat it too.

Why in the hell would you WANT to stay under poverty levels? Well, when you start making more money, you start paying in to the government. When you start paying into the government, they start spending YOUR money.

Now if the U.S. government has taught us nothing else, it that they don't have the first CLUE on how to spend money. If we all looked at the government as a lesson on how to spend money then, uhmmmm .... well .... the United States would be in the exact mess that it's in already!!! Looks like I'm to late ! Shit!

Yup, I guess I failed on that venture. I, unfortunately, have made "above poverty" levels most of my adult life and supported the government to help out all you worthless deadbeats. Now, every Tom, Dick, and Harry is reaching their hand into the pockets of a bankrupted government trying to get every penny it can to bail them out of what really comes down to stupid decision making. Every failed business attempt, I'm suppose to pay for. Every overspent mortgage, I'm suppose to pay for. Every credit card maxing bankrupt loser, I'm suppose to pay for. WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!!!! I AIN'T going to make enough for you to TAKE!!! How do you like that??

I know what your thinking, why in the hell would you subject yourself to a life of poverty just to seek revenge on a few people who take advantage of the system? To that I would answer :

1. Just because the government rates a certain dollar amount as poverty, does NOT mean it's anywhere near REAL poverty.

2. We, as Americans, really don't know what "poverty" is. We are fat, lazy, and spoiled. Living on a little less money is HARDLY the description of poverty from a "world" definition.

3. Values. I have found that as the money shrinks, values increase. Strange isn't it? Yeah, we might just have to stay home now and then and entertain our children the old fashioned way, not buy their happiness. And in the long run, it will pay off big time.

4. With the lifestyle I have proposed in my previous blogs, I should still have tons of money left for all the extras in life. Don't forget, I don't plan on living like 99% of you out there, therefore, I won't be needing the money to entertain that lifestyle either. In fact, I bet I'll still be going to Disneyland next year with the family, and I'll bet it will be bought in cold, hard, cash. In fact, it will have to be cash ... I don't (and won't), own a credit card. How's THAT for poverty??

5. I've already mentioned how to get rid of your water, electric, heat, and grocery bill in previous blogs. And if your stupid enough to have a vehicle on payments, then your to stupid to be reading this blog. So all that should be left is your house payment. I think $22,000 a year is enough to make the house payment, unless your one of those dumb asses who bought a house that's WAY over their income level. And chances are, if your the typical American, you probably did.

6. When you pay in NO money to the government for taxes, then ALL the money you make is YOURS! The money you make when your under the poverty level is actually 15 - 30% more compared to the amount you make when your above poverty. YOUR money STAYS as YOUR MONEY, not the governments.

7. Scroll up to the picture at the beginning of this blog to see "true" poverty. THAT is poverty, not what I'm doing! What I'm doing is just going by the governments numbers to keep from helping out the deadbeats in the world.
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So I encourage everyone to quit their current job and become the store greeter at Walmart for under $22,000/year. It will do you a lot of good to "turn back" time a little bit and get back to what's important in life. Not to mention if enough of us do it, the government will collapse upon itself and it can start over too. You see, 2 birds with 1 stone ...... where's the down side??



Todays RBV: Matthew 19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


DAMN ... I almost forgot! It's the only way to get into Heaven too !!!!!!!!

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