Although this IS based on the song, it is in NO WAY meant to be sung to. There is absolutely no rhyme or rhythm to this, just babbling about everyday stupidity.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. One house payment bigger than my income level.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 2 jet skis that I charged with 'no interest' till 2010.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. Three CEO's heading to Washington in a Lear jet to beg for money.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 4 kids in daycare.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 5 credit cards !!!!!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 6 cell phones
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 7 ways to consolidate debt.
On the eight day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 8 prescription medications to be on for the rest of my life to conquer the side effects of all the shit food that I eat on a daily basis.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 9 ladies dancing their way past Me to help someone else at Barnes and Noble.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 10 Lords A Leaping (into my wallet begging for money that is!!!)
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 11 raped altar boys by priests who were forgiven by the Catholic church.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 12 months interest free financing if I just charge MORE shit I don't need!!
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Todays RBV: Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
I guess they taste like chicken!!!
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