Why???

Lots of pondering questions lately. Which means my retirement is coming at the perfect time, OR, I gotta lay off the Captain Morgan.


1. Why do we have freezers on when it's freezing outside? Wouldn't it make more sense to put the frozen items outside and unplug the deep freeze?

2. Why do houses have solid roofs on them? Wouldn't it make more sense to have a clear roof instead? That way the sun would heat the home AND provide light during the day in the winter. And in the summer you could have a star filled, moon lit night to go to sleep to.

3. Why are we all paying for water out of the faucet when it available free underground?

4. Can't we get some kind of huge magnifying glass that is focused on something in the middle of the house that intensely heats it up during the day so all night long it radiates heat for free?

5. Why is lamp oil so expensive? How am I going to replace all my lights in my house with oil lamps if the fuel is overpriced?

6. Why are houses built above ground, where all the elements can get to us (wind, cold, heat)? Wouldn't it make more sense to live underground with the (clear roof) idea I talked about earlier?

7. Why do we go buy produce in the grocery store that are filled with chemicals and preservatives and have NO taste in them when we can grow them at home for free?

8. Why did society go from each family living in their own "little powered city" on a farm, to all of us smashed together 20 feet apart in a town like cattle waiting to be slaughtered?

9. Why am I not Amish?

10. And the biggest question of all. How the hell do I make all these questions a reality? Time to hit the library I guess.



Todays RBV: Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.


I think it's safe to say that if you have a tattoo, or a piercing, your doomed. So next time your in church, take a poll of how many people have pierced ears and let them know that they have defiled the Lord's word and are going to hell. It's a great way to make new friends.