Trains

God I hate trains.

They piss me off so much. I swear the only sole purpose of a train is to block traffic for an unknown amount of time just to see how many people can line up at the crossing while they sit on the tracks laughing their ass off.

These worthless pieces of steel have the balls to stop all traffic, then get about 50 rail cars to go through, meanwhile the line of cars behind you is in double digits. THEN ... THEN it starts to slow down. WTF??? What the hell are you doing? Did you find a Walmart down there you needed to stop at? WHY ARE YOU SLOWING DOWN? Sure enough, slower and slower and slower until it comes to a complete stop. Now looking in both directions all you see is an endless line of rail cars stretching past the horizon in each direction. Yeah this is fun!

And to really put the icing on the tombstone, this dipshit decides to throw it into reverse now. HOLY BATSHIT! At this point I lose it, throw it into reverse, do a 180 and drive some ungodly route that adds 20 minutes to my trip.

Bottom line is ... let's get rid of trains. They piss me off, their obviously drunk in there to be driving like they do, and other than hauling tons of good across the country everyday to feed and supply America, I see no good reason to keep them. Amen.




Todays RBV: Deuteronomy 3:22 Ye shall not fear them: for the LORD your God he shall fight for you.

And again, another verse that convinces people that when they go to war, God will back them up. And again, what is the BIGGEST cause of war in history? You got it ... RELIGION!