Friday, October 24, 2008
Light refraction and relativity.
Farts, farts, wonderful farts,
They fill your nose and tug at your heart.
I could smell them all day and night,
and fill my nose up with delight.
I just wrote that in less than 2 minutes !! Can you believe it?
I'm sorry I can't write more lately but I have arthritic cancer in my left breast.
Todays RBV: Jeremiah 3:1 They say, If a man put away his wife, and she go from him, and become another man's, shall he return unto her again? shall not she be greatly polluted? but thou hast played the harlot with many lovers; yet return again to me, saith the LORD
I think this created the saying "If a man sleeps with everyone, He's a stud. If a women sleeps with anyone, She's a slut."
But again, it's not MY Bible talking here, it's yours.
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Where can I buy some of these incredible inventions?? Maybe Walmart.... I wonder if I have a coupon for them...
Your loving Husband is one of the small percentile that does not need a device to cover up His flatulence since His naturally smell like fresh cut flowers to begin with.
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