Monday, September 29, 2008

Honey




A while back I wrote about vinegar, an amazing product that can do everything from cure heartburn, to stop a nuclear attack. Now I've investigated a second natural food item that seems to be just as amazing. I think between vinegar and honey, there will finally be "peace on earth". Check it out.







Honey


- Add honey to your bath water for silky smooth water.

- Mix honey and water for a great hair conditioner

- Helps clear up acne.

- Helps keep skin from drying out.

- Protects from sun burn.

- Replaces sugar. Go from man made refined garbage, to natural, pure honey.

- Add honey to baking to reduce food from getting crumbly.

- Add honey to fruits (like in salads) to prevent them from browning.

- Add honey to meats for a delicious, sweet glaze.

- Drizzle honey over pancakes and french toast for a healthier topping.

- Add honey to sweeten your coffee instead of man made, cancer causing saccharin packets.

- When eaten daily, it reduces the chance of getting infections.

- Equal parts of honey, lemon, and whiskey make a damn good cough syrup. Not to mention a great sleep aid in larger quantities.

- Because of its fructose content, it also makes a great item for a hangover.

- A great source of anti oxidants.


- Honey is a great source of vitamins and minerals, such as vitamin B6, thiamine, niacin, riboflavin and pantothenic acid.

- Put down that energy drink and have a bit of honey instead. A great natural energy booster.

- Can be used to make candles for emergencies.

- And best of all. Honey NEVER SPOILS, EVER! It will survive the end of the world, even though you may not!





Well, there you have it. Between honey and vinegar, I expect all your cupboards to be filled to the brim. So bring on the end of the world, the nuclear attacks, the plagues, the natural disasters, and Armageddon. I'm ready dammit, I have an underground bunker filled with vinegar and honey. I can take anything.


Todays RBV:

Ezekiel
3:3 And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness.

Now I don't even know what the hell this verse is talking about but it had the word honey in it so I found it to be fitting.

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