THE END OF THE WORLD

Today, Tuesday September 9, 2008 is the last full day of our existence on earth.

Wednesday, September 10, Dr. Lyn Evans will switch on his particle accelerator in his 4 billion dollar, 17 mile long doughnut shaped tunnel and smash sub atomic particles together at the speed of light in hopes of explaining the "big bang" theory and the creation of our universe. Ironically, in the hopes of finding out the creation of the universe, He will wipe out the entire planet.

Yes ladies and gentleman, it's has been confirmed. A huge 17 mile tunnel near the French-Swiss border hundreds of feet underground will be the testing place for the atomic particle smasher. On Wednesday, September 10, 2008, the machine will be switched on and the results will be internal black holes inside the earth that will eat away the planet like a cancer. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, fires, volcanoes will ensue and we all shall surely die. Mankind, as we know it, will be decimated from the earth never to return again.

So take the day off work tomorrow, max out them credit cards and take up sky diving or something, because tomorrow will be the last day you will be able to enjoy anything and everything you've ever wanted to do on earth. WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
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NOTE: Everything written above is a possible worst case scenario.

In reality, there is such a machine, and it will be going off on Wednesday, but I doubt there will be any catastrophic consequences. Instead, we MIGHT ... JUST MAYBE ... POSSIBLY ... be able to answer how the hell the universe formed !!!!!! It's exciting dammit!! Maybe, just maybe this experiment will answer some life long questions that have never been answered (unless you read the Bible that is).

And of course, there is a possibility that all these particles smashing together could create some sort of black holes in the earth that down the road could do some damage to the planet but hey, maybe not. I think it would be cool to be the man responsible for wiping out the entire existence of life on our planet. Think about it ... YOU'D BE FAMOUS!!!

Anyway, make sure to Google this topic in the next few days. It will either be a HUGE news story, or a fantastic flop. Either way, it was worth a shot. My hats off to them.

Well, not that it matters anymore, but only 342 days until retirement. To bad I'll be dead :(


Todays RBV:


Luke 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.


There you have it !!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Repent NOW you heathenish BASTARDS!