I HATE FLIES

Flies REALLY piss me off. I hate them.

These little creatures fly around at the speed of light in ever possible flight path known to man other than a straight line. I swear these little bastards can do a complete 180 in mid air in less than a square inch. How the hell do they do it? I mean the G forces alone would be enough to make you sick. Maybe that's why when they land, they throw up on your food and then eat it.

And when you go to swat them, they somehow manage to see it coming at get out of the way at the last possible nanosecond ... GOD THAT PISSES ME OFF!! How the hell to they take off so quick. They could be busy taking their 6th leg and rubbing their disgusting eyeball with it, but like frickin' Superman, they take off to avoid the swatter faster than the naked eye can even see it!! I hate these little bastards!!! At least other bugs like mosquitoes you can catch, hell you can even whack 'em with your hand. But not flies, they have super human abilities. It just drives me nuts that a little fly can outsmart a human.









It is estimated that there is about 17 quadrillion flies in the world. I don't even know what the hell that number is, but I do know it's WAY to many for my liking! I say, as soon as we have more flies than we do lochness monsters, we have a problem.

Whatever the purpose of flies, I'm sure it ain't worth all the aggravation they have caused me over the years. I say let's rid the world of flies and bring back the dinosaurs, at least I can hit them damn things with a swatter!


Todays RBV:

Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.


You see, even God is behind this scheme to piss me off. He's was doing it 1000's of years ago too.