SMILE !!

Who the hell invented teeth ?? What a stupid plan this was.

I mean, we have such a good thing going when were kids, we get teeth, after a few years, we loose them, we get new teeth. Why does it have to end there ?? Why not repeat the damn process all our lives ??

Do you know how much money we put in our mouths ?? Cavities alone are expensive, and I'm not even talking about bridge work, braces, caps, cleanings, and all that other crap.

What the hell is wrong with just getting new teeth every five years or so. That way we could abuse our teeth and not care. Chew tobacco, eat jawbreakers, munch on ice ... all that stuff that's bad for you. Why are we stuck with the same old teeth from childhood until death.

I think dentures might be the way to go myself. Once my teeth start to get bad or the bills get to be too outrageous, SCREW IT, yank them out and make me a set of dentures. It would be alot easier throwing them in a glass of Polident at night than brushing and flossing and crap. In fact, now that I'm thinking about it, I think it should be consider "the norm" that when you turn 15 years old, you go in and get all your teeth yanked out. Kinda like getting circumcised, it's not the law, but it's sorta expected for most people. Think about it. Have you ever seen a uncircumcised penis ?? GROSS !! Well that's what teeth are, disgusting, full of germs, and plaque, and food particles, and build up. I say "Yank 'em out!!"

I like the idea of eating a whole package of Oreo's before I goto bed and washing it down with a 2 liter Coke and then just throwing my teeth in a jar to fizz away while I sleep. Then when I wake up, just pop them in and off I go. I don't even need to mention how certain sexual activities would be improved by this idea also. So lets all get together and ban teeth, it's just a damn good idea.

Todays RBV:

Leviticus 27:30

And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, even of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Strange how I can read this and get really nothing out of it. But a church can read it and tell everyone they must give 10% of all their earning to them. Interesting.

Like the great George Carlin once said, "Strange how God is all powerful, all perfect, all knowing, all wise, somehow .......... just can't handle money. He always needs more money !!!"