Men VS Women

Why are men and women so different ?

Men are pigs, woman are prim and proper.

Men hold in emotions, women won't shut up.

Men light farts, women pass gas in the bathroom.

Men think 2 women is the greatest thing on earth, women find 2 men disgusting.

Men "are what they are", women ....... who the hell knows under all that makeup and hairspray.

Men are blunt, women are polite.

Men discipline, women spoil.

Men eat until they can't anymore, women eat until they feel full.

Men like violence, women like romance.

Men take 2 minute showers, women take 2 hour baths.

Men think their skinny when their fat, women think their fat when their skinny.

Men don't care, women care to much.

Men screw to "release" !! Women make love to share their heart and spirit.


And before I go any further, I just want to say this is a "generalization" of the character of the sexes. There is always some dill weed out there who will say "That's not true, I know a women who ...... blah blah blah." Yeah, we know, now go play with some gasoline.

It's a wonder we get along at all, other than the old phrase "opposites attract" must have some truth to it.

When I was younger, I thought women didn't fart, crap, burp, smell, pee, have boogers, eye crust, earwax, navel lint, toe jam, bad breath, or dingleberries. Then I got married. Actually I never really believed any of that, but it still made a nice story.

Why do men have nipples ? I guess we'd look odd without them but that's just because were used to seeing them. Maybe it's so gay men have something to nibble on.

Why do men and women have course hair on their genitals ?? I hate it on both sexes. Women look way better bare, and mens thingies look longer without hair.

Why do men and women look at each others asses and get turned on? I mean we poop out of them, how pleasant is that ? There really is no other use for an ass other than a soft cushion to sit on and taking a dump. At what point in time did this become a sexy thing ?

I just sit and wonder how the hell we get along so good. It's almost amazing since we have almost nothing in common. And with that I'll close this babbling, rambling, blog.


Todays RBV:

Jeremiah 19:9 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters; and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness; wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall staiten them.

Like most bible verses out there that I have no idea what the hell their talking about, this one is no exception. All I know is eating the flesh of sons and daughters is pretty damn sick ... and with that, I rest my case your Honor.