HE'S EVERYWHERE

I just came across this article on the internet and I had to write about it. I guess the saying that Jesus is everywhere is true. People have been finding Him in the strangest places. And judging by these next few pics, I'd think it's safe to say that I was wrong about the whole religion thing, and that this is the indisputable proof that we've all been looking for. May the Lord shine His face unto you and show up in your next hotdish.




Here is a picture of mother Teresa in a cinnamon bun.

Here is Our Lord on the cross in a potato.
Here's Jesus again in a baking pan this time.
And here we have the Blessed Virgin Mary herself in a grilled cheese sandwich. (She seems a bit overdone for my liking).
Jesus again, this time in a piece of granite.
And lastly, our Savior in a fish stick, which is so fitting as Jesus loved fish.


Me personally, don't see what we're suppose to be seeing in half of these pics. In fact I think it's safe to say that if I came across any of these pieces of food, I would be tempted to do something really odd with them. I'D EAT THEM!! You know why ?? Because that's what food is for AND I'm not dumb enough to think that a cinnamon bun is the Lords way of communicating with me. Now I'm trying hard not to say this again but I can't help it. PEOPLE ARE F-ING STUPID !! So very, very stupid.

You know what else I see, Marilyn Monroe, in the grilled cheese sandwich. I really do, scroll back up and see for yourself. I sure as hell don't see the Virgin Mary (and not just because She doesn't exist). Which leads me to a good point about all this stuff. Most people will see what they WANT to see. If you look hard enough, you might see Sponge Bob in a pineapple. I seen some strange pictures formed in the stains of my underwear but I didn't put them up on EBAY. Which was really dumb of me because I KNOW there are people stupid enough to pay for it.

Yes, I'm afraid that all this "proof" has still left me with the same conclusion. That even on the remote possibility that religion was true, there are a million different ways to inturpet it and I would never know which one to choose. Therefore, I am forced to stay "out on my limb" and say, it's all a bunch of crap.


Todays RBV:

Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.


This is quite interesting. Adam and Eve were the first people, they had a son named Cain. Then Cain had a baby with His wife ....... hmmmm. Where the hell did She come from?? The Bible says Adam and Eve were created to populate the earth. It didn't say Adam and Eve were to populate the earth and I randomly threw in a couple more humans here and there. And Cain didn't have a sister and there's only ONE woman left on the earth. Yup, you guess it, I guess Eve was a MILF, and Cainies mom has got it going on, Cainies mom has got it going on. (EVERYONE SING)

Honestly though, this is just another example of how stuff does NOT match up in the Bible.