First Ladies

I've always wondered why the 'First Ladies' have always had to have a 'JOB' that they had to claim while their husband was in office? Who the hell invented this? Let's take a look at some of the 'first ladies' over the years and how successful they were at what they did.

Rosalynn Carter - She fought to help people with chronic mental health problems. I don't see the point in this. If these people are smearing peanut butter on their testicles in public to begin with .. I doubt they really care what the fuck anyone thinks of them anyway. Not to mention the biggest cause of mental illness is all the legal DRUGS that we're addicted to, not to mention a heaping helping of American diet!! But I don't see you taking on Pfizer or the USDA ... NOOOO .. can't do that .. they're already in your back pocket!

Nancy Reagan - She had the big 'war on drugs' theme and 'just say NO' thing going on. Yeah .. that really worked. Drugs are basically non-existent in the United States today. The only drugs our government wants us on is LEGAL drugs ... because it makes people RICH!!!! Way to go Nancy!

Barbara Bush - She was fighting to stop all the adult illiteracy in the country. Well, using time as a scale to measure on, we can easily see that people are STUPIDER than ever before!! EPIC FAIL!!

Hillary Clinton - She didn't do SHIT!! She was too busy being president!!

Laura Bush - encouraged reading!! A noble cause I guess. There's a Barnes & Noble yuppy store everywhere you look these days .. I guess you did your job! You might of put a little effort into making sure your husband didn't look like a fucking retard on a daily basis, but then those are some big shoes to fill.

Michelle Obama - fighting to stop childhood obesity. Sorry honey, your fighting a battle that can't be won!! You actually think your a adequate opponent against the likes of McDonalds, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Frito Lay, Coca Cola, Hershey Chocolate, Kelloggs, Kraft Food, Pizza Hut, the dairy industry, constant bombardment of commercials for junk food, and cartoons advertising food ......... meanwhile your holding up a carrot in defense???? YEAH .. good luck sweetie! The only way you can begin to conquer this monster is from inside the home with parents, which pretty much means we're FUCKED!

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You know what I'd like to see in the next first lady? Someone who doesn't do a God Damn thing. THAT would be impressive! Someone who just sits on a lawn chair in the back of the white house taking in the suns rays. Someone who says "Fuck you! I'm married to the most powerful man in the world. I don't gotta do SHIT! Now go get Me another margarita!"

I'm just afraid that the next first lady will be named "Todd".

My Solemn Vow

I swear on My Dad's grave, that if this woman runs AND WINS in 2012, I will be moving OUT of this country for GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Switzerland .. here I come!

It's gotten to the point where I wouldn't even fuck her anymore!!!

Obamas' First 100 Days

Well Obama has His first 100 days just about under His belt, and I'd say He's doing a pretty good job. But then all you really have to do to show improvement over Bush is basically have a pulse.

Thank you Barrack for starting to let the world know that we are not going to be the stubborn, arrogant pricks that Bush made us out to be for the last 8 years. The attitude of "We're the best and We don't care what you think" really starts to take it's toll on the world view of us after awhile.

Shame on you Barrack for bailing out every business that doesn't make a buck at taxpayer expense. This world is all about supply and demand, and that goes for cars, banks, and insurance companies. Look back in history and you will see some sad days where major, MAJOR, companies folded up because there was no demand for them anymore. But as one company dies, new ones take over and the cycle of life continues. First of all, it's stupid to revive the life of a company that doesn't have the demand it used to, second of all, it's even MORE stupid to ask the taxpayers to pay for it!

I know there is a lot more things that He's done for the good, and some for the bad, but I really don't keep up on the news that much, so I just pointed out two of them. I'm lucky if I click on a news site once a day, and I don't bother watching TV.

I'd say all in all our new President is doing what the American People want Him to be doing, and that's the important thing. I personally think that anyone who desires to be President of America needs to have their head examined, but that's just My opinion. Who the hell would want the massive headaches of that job, for under 1/2 a million bucks a year? NOT ME!!

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I do have a couple of hinters for Obama to help keep the administration on track in the right direction. They are as follows:

1. A suicide financial help line : If you feeling suicidal about the financial mess you got yourself into, the government should set up a hot line number that you could call. Upon calling, the government would send out a 'loaner' gun for you and yours to solve your problems.

2. Make ALL religions start paying taxes!! Can you imagine how much money would be generated if EVERY huge church out there had to start paying property taxes alone!!!?? Think about it!! Look at your personal property and how much YOU pay .. then drive down to your closest church and look at the size of that property! We would definitely start taking a bite out of the deficit if churches were forced to pay taxes like everyone else!

3. Raise taxes!! I hate to say it, but raise the taxes for awhile! We're in 2 wars and have a deficit bigger than anyone can imagine! How the hell can you pay it off without a little pain?? You can't keep printing money from thin air! Stop giving us stimulus refunds and raise the damn taxes for awhile!

4. Bring the troops home. Nooooo .. not the ones in Iraq .. EVERYWHERE!!! Bring every damn troop home. Let the rest of the world worry about the rest of the world. Stop being the damn world police. Chances are all them crazy middle easterners will wipe themselves out all together. And take Israel with them!!! That's right, I hate to say it but that damn country has been a bigger problem than any other in the world. All because of religion!! If someone takes out Israel .. so be it!! Besides, I guess Jesus will come that day so we can finally see if I'm right or wrong!!

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Well I'm getting worked up again and it's getting a little long so I'll stop, but I had to force Myself!! Now if you'll excuse Me, I need to worry about the only thing I'm suppose to be worried about .. and that is a little patch of land called the 'State Of Les'.

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Todays RBV: Genesis 6:9 These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.

As you know, God killed EVERYONE but Noah and His family because Noah was a 'just man and perfect'. Hmmmmmmmm I recall reading about Noah who got so drunk that He was dancing naked in front of His family one night. Today if you did that, social services would be at your door the next day.