Global Warming Scam

Well there seems to be a 'global warming scam' hitting all the headlines recently. In short .. don't believe it!

Don't believe what some dumb shit newscasters tell you! Believe what SCIENCE says, and has been saying for a long time. We are getting warmer!!! What happened in the news and the leaked emails are EXACTLY what happens with Christians and the Bible ... it's called CHERRY PICKING!!!

If you read those emails in full (yeah right), you would realize that those lines were selected out of a full page that better explains the general idea that the person was trying to convey. Don't be a dip shit and go around saying .. "HA! I knew it, the global warming is just a big conspiracy theory!"

I would agree that it was all a scam, except there is one thing that made Me dig deeper. The fact that it was 'scientific data' that was backing up the global warming theory for so long. Yes .. we are in a cooling trend, and it will probably last for 10 years or more .. but that's normal! It's the big picture that you wanna look at. The big picture says we ARE warming! The big picture says that before many of you die, there will be no more ice in the north pole in the summer months. Most of the ice up there is one or two years old .. there is no more old ice up there, it's disappearing.

Now I don't wanna get deep into the global warming debate by any means. If it's warming because that's what nature does .. then so be it. If it's warming because men are polluting pigs and are slowly snuffing us out of existence ... well, that don't surprise Me either. I hate to say it, but I don't really care too much either. If I had My way, we wouldn't have to worry about man creating global warming as there would be less than a billion of us on earth, and we'd all live back in the 'Little House on the Prairie Days'. So eat My ass!

I guess the main thing to worry about is NOT what the media says, but what science says. And equally important is when government and big business get involved in science. That's when the problems really start to occur. Greed and money become the main issue .. every damn time. It's your Al Gore's and businesses backing things like 'Cap and Trade' that you REALLY need to worry about. They are all greedy, lying, number distorting, hypocritical pigs! They care about green .. but it ain't earth that concerns them .. it's their wallets! Fuck Em All.

So when in doubt, go find some scientific periodicals on the internet. Or even You Tube some sites that are done BY scientists!! Yes, there are several scientists out there who put out some fascinating videos that are backed by facts!! Don't be turning to Glen Beck, or Hannity and Colmes to find out the truth, or you will become as dumb as they are.

Earth Hour

Have you heard about this crap? It's called 'Earth Hour', and it's when we're all supposed to turn off all non essential lights to conserve energy to make a statement about the environment, global warming, blah, blah, blah.

You know what I did when it became our turn to conserve energy? I turned on every damn thing in the house I could find! All lights were on, I had the washer and dryer going at the same time. Coffee maker, TV's, computers, hair dryers, ovens. If I found an empty outlet, I found something to stick into it. Then I went outside and started up everything with a gas engine. Cars, mowers, snow blowers, weed eaters, tractors ... I let them all run for a good hour or so ... nice and rich too so it would make lots of sooty exhaust. Then I decided to burn a couple of barrels of garbage .. and I had some old oil I decided to set on fire also. Then I walked around farting as much as I could .... I even had the kids jump on my stomach to make sure I got it all out.

Global warming?? When? Where? It's almost April for God's sake and it's 20 God Damn degrees here!!! I got enough snow to last until the 4th of July!! I think it's global COOLING myself! Get some bleeding heart liberal bastard up on stage and start talking about global cooling .... THEN I might start to believe what they say! Until then, I'm going to continue to burn all my garbage and randomly sit out on my front step spraying aerosol cans into the air as the sun sets. Global warming my ass.

I hate to keep going back to quoting George Carlin, but I can't help it .. the man's a genius. He basically said that all the earth has been through over the past 4 billion years is a HELL-OF-A-LOT worse than what a few million plastic bags and tin cans are doing today. If earth wanted to ... it could shake off the little minute damage that man has done in a matter of no time. It could just shake it off like a bad case of fleas.

I don't think we gotta worry about good old mother earth falling apart ... I think we need to worry about THE PEOPLE falling apart. The earth is fine .... the people are F-ed!!! Amen.

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Todays RBV: Mark 4:31 It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:


Sorry!! Wrong answer Jesus! The mustard seed is not the smallest seed on the earth, the smallest seeds on the earth are found in the epiphytic orchids. Nice try tho.