Thursday, March 25, 2010

DAMN TAXES


Well it's that time of year again, the time when everyone in America is jumping for joy that they're getting a huge tax refund back!!!!

WHOO HOO !!!!!!! I'M GETTING A BUNCH OF MONEY BACK THAT WAS MINE TO BEGIN WITH BUT I GAVE IT TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR A YEAR SO THEY COULD GAIN INTEREST ON IT INSTEAD OF GETTING THE INTEREST MYSELF BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people are all fucking retarded ... you know that don't you??

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But I wrote about all this last year! So why do I bring it up again?? Because I have fallen into the category of the typical American getting a REFUND!!!! DAMMIT!

Since we live so poorly, and at or below poverty, and the government has this thing called 'tax credits' for poor people .. I am now getting a refund that is NOT MINE!!!

WHY IS THIS SO DAMN DIFFICULT??? WHY CAN'T I NOT PAY IN TAXES, AND IN RETURN NOT GET ANYTHING BACK???? The government is fucking up My brilliant idea of living poorly 'On purpose' !!!!

The basic idea is, I think the government does a absolutely horrible job with spending money responsibly, so I don't want to pay taxes until they get their shit together (which is never). In return, I don't want any money from them either !!!!!!!! I don't want food stamps, heating assistance, or TAX BREAKS !!!!!!!!

Now I admit, I'm an idiot when it comes to the tax laws, I don't have a clue how they work. But isn't there a way to just 'check a box' that says 'no thanks' to tax breaks for the poor??? I mean .. I'm doing this ON PURPOSE!!!!!! It's not like we can't go out and make a bunch of money like other people, we are just choosing not to!!

In case you don't know My views, I'm not anti-government at all. Government is crucial to maintain balance and order in a society. But our government is out of control, and incredibly wasteful. And My personal breaking point was when they spent OUR hard earned money bailing out Wall Street!! When Wall Street fucks over the whole world with their lies and bullshit, and then gets bailed out and forgiven for it ... well, let's just say I've had enough!! But why am I going into these details?? It's not like a huge chunk of Americans aren't pissed off and having tea parties about this already.

I'm all for paying taxes on gas for roads, property taxes for schools, city taxes to pay our public service people to protect us. But this 'nation building', and killing our kids overseas for oil campaign, and the bailouts ........ FUCK NO! Actually - FUCK NO TIMES 10!!! (how's that!)

So in conclusion, My plan to live a more simple life, and to make an income that the government deems 'poverty' was going along great until I hit this little snag. I don't understand why I can't just automatically NOT get any handouts, but I guess I have another year to figure this out so it don't happen again. The only solution I have for this year is to think about the money I'm getting back and say it's REVENGE for the days when I did make good money and the government used it to 'ATTACK THE WRONG COUNTRY' in the war against 9-11, and in the process get the entire world to hate us!!!!!!!!! Yeah, when I think about it that way it's not so bad.

So in My quest to live a different lifestyle, and prove that it's the right thing ... I never said it would go perfectly. It's obvious that there would be some bumps along the way, and I guess getting money back would be considered a 'good bump' !!! But it's just frustrating that when you don't pay any money in ... your obligated to get money back. That's NOT what My plan was, and hopefully next year I'll find out how to legally 'just say no' without raising some flags with the IRS and causing a big audit or something.

And in closing, I felt obligated to let you all know about this as I would be quite a hypocrite spouting how I live they way I do, only to find out that I got a refund after all. Believe Me, it was not planned, or even welcomed for that matter!!! But at least I'm honest, which is more than I can say for the Wall Street cocksuckers that broke this country to begin with. Amen.

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